Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML
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JustJumped
| 22
Sounds like he's called dibs.
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Geckosrock99
| 33
Someone is a bit over protective. You two are adults, too bad the brother can't act like one and let his sister have a good time.
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Geckosrock99
| 33
Someone is a bit over protective. You two are adults, too bad the brother can't act like one and let his sister have a good time.
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myGRAM
| 14
Maybe she isn't an adult and that's the problem...
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Tarlachia
| 33
Unlikely since OP himself is 27 years old.
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shessohighh
| 10
#28 might be likely. I had plenty of friends in high school who dated guys well into their 20s.
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doctorhook86
| 24
#37: "20s" or just 20? If a 17yo was dating a 20yo, that's less weird than a 17yo with a 25-29yo.
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ourtneyc
| 14
I wouldn't even know what to say about that
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beeferjay
| 34
you just said something
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ourtneyc
| 14
tru
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ourtneyc
| 14
oh and I meant if I was that guy and that happened to me I would be rather speechless so yeah
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gogo44444
| 28
#27, it's called sarcasm, look it up
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ourtneyc
| 14
I know what sarcasm is I just thought maybe my original comment didn't make sense. but whatever lmao!! :^)
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JustJumped
| 22
Sounds like he's called dibs.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Damn Lannisters
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keiNan_fml
| 35
what the fuck!
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interesting33
| 36
Actually I don't think you should have been downvoted. I think that is an appropriate reaction for such behaviour. Does anyone else see this as a bit of a red flag in terms of maybe the brother is being abusive? If a bf did that to a male friend it would be a huge warning sign, so why isn't a brother stopping his sister dating seen as a controlling and abusive thing?
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clemsi
| 20
Maybe OPs date had second thoughts and wanted to back out of the date and chose the worst way possible of doing so.
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KxHoneyCombxP
| 24
Dang. Sorry to hear that. Keep your chin up, I am sure you'll have your first real date soon.
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MegasaurusRex89
| 28
Maybe just reach out to her again? Unless she asked her brother to do that, I'm sure she could meet you somewhere for the date.
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LeeEverett
| 20
What is it with dads and brothers trying to control their daughters/sisters life
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leogachi
| 15
@7 My dad once told me that no man would ever be good enough for me. I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "That's not for you to decide."
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jmcr
| 27
no idea. i was lucky enough to have a great dad. he encouraged me to ask the guy I liked in high school out on a date. he told me that he would trust my choice until the boy proved otherwise.
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cIouds
| 15
Not all of them. My brother is pretty, "fuck you, I don't give a shit. I hope you go kill yourself."
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Toolishing
| 22
So you live in Kentucky.
Or the southern version of Kentucky.
Psh... Arizona.
Or the southern version of Kentucky.
Psh... Arizona.
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firefox9778
| 20
Yeah, I'm in kentucky. When I met my girlfriends parents for the first time, all I got were a couple sentences spoken to me and death glares.
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Is her brother Tony Montana?
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Not related to drugs by the way.
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beeferjay
| 34
for all we know, she could be 14....
let's not all jump to conclusions
let's not all jump to conclusions
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Doesn't matter. The dude's a cockmunch, regardless of age. Even if he were five years old, he'd still be a little cockmunch.
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interesting33
| 36
Actually the age does matter, if the girl was 14 then OP would be potentially committing a crime, and I could understand the brother's reaction :)