By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML
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Geckosrock99 33

Someone is a bit over protective. You two are adults, too bad the brother can't act like one and let his sister have a good time.

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Geckosrock99 33

Someone is a bit over protective. You two are adults, too bad the brother can't act like one and let his sister have a good time.

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myGRAM 14

Maybe she isn't an adult and that's the problem...

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Tarlachia 33

Unlikely since OP himself is 27 years old.

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shessohighh 10

#28 might be likely. I had plenty of friends in high school who dated guys well into their 20s.

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doctorhook86 24

#37: "20s" or just 20? If a 17yo was dating a 20yo, that's less weird than a 17yo with a 25-29yo.

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ourtneyc 14

I wouldn't even know what to say about that

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ourtneyc 14

oh and I meant if I was that guy and that happened to me I would be rather speechless so yeah

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ourtneyc 14

I know what sarcasm is I just thought maybe my original comment didn't make sense. but whatever lmao!! :^)

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interesting33 36

Actually I don't think you should have been downvoted. I think that is an appropriate reaction for such behaviour. Does anyone else see this as a bit of a red flag in terms of maybe the brother is being abusive? If a bf did that to a male friend it would be a huge warning sign, so why isn't a brother stopping his sister dating seen as a controlling and abusive thing?

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clemsi 20

Maybe OPs date had second thoughts and wanted to back out of the date and chose the worst way possible of doing so.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

Dang. Sorry to hear that. Keep your chin up, I am sure you'll have your first real date soon.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Maybe just reach out to her again? Unless she asked her brother to do that, I'm sure she could meet you somewhere for the date.

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LeeEverett 20

What is it with dads and brothers trying to control their daughters/sisters life

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leogachi 15

@7 My dad once told me that no man would ever be good enough for me. I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "That's not for you to decide."

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jmcr 27

no idea. i was lucky enough to have a great dad. he encouraged me to ask the guy I liked in high school out on a date. he told me that he would trust my choice until the boy proved otherwise.

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cIouds 15

Not all of them. My brother is pretty, "**** you, I don't give a shit. I hope you go kill yourself."

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Toolishing 22

So you live in Kentucky. Or the southern version of Kentucky. Psh... Arizona.

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firefox9778 20

Yeah, I'm in kentucky. When I met my girlfriends parents for the first time, all I got were a couple sentences spoken to me and death glares.

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beeferjay 34

for all we know, she could be 14.... let's not all jump to conclusions

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laden_swallow09 34

Doesn't matter. The dude's a cockmunch, regardless of age. Even if he were five years old, he'd still be a little cockmunch.

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interesting33 36

Actually the age does matter, if the girl was 14 then OP would be potentially committing a crime, and I could understand the brother's reaction :)

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