Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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Today, I dreamt I wet my pants in front of everyone. It wasn’t a dream. A toddler laughed at me. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35
Pee dreams are the worst...
drenalin 7
the toilet was a dream but the relief your bladder felt was real. lmao I've dreamt of the elementary school urinal more than once, thank God that passed with puberty
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drenalin 7
the toilet was a dream but the relief your bladder felt was real. lmao I've dreamt of the elementary school urinal more than once, thank God that passed with puberty
BurnInDemonFire 35
Pee dreams are the worst...
spinspinsugar 12
been there done that....and I was sober...
diraven 15
At least it wasn't a poop dream this time
bound101 7
The feeling would drive me crazy 😭
xxlk4xx 6
this happened to me once when I was 17 lol
rotflqtms_ 21
Used to happen to me often when I was growing up. I think I outgrew it when I hit elementary school though... luckily. I still spit in my sleep though...ugh
dasin 18
that sucks and i bet when you woke up the pee wasnt even warm still
Zebediabolical 43
I thought this was common knowledge. Never use the plumbing in a dream. Ever.
MotoRukus 10
sleep psychology 101, if you dream of a toilet.. you actually need the toilet. do not go in your dream.