FML : Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her...

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Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By my cheese grater + your dick - / Friday 17 January 2014 17:35 / Canada - Saskatoon

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By beckiebear | 15

#5830335 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:52

Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

By pistachiopanda | 19

#5830336 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:52

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

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By beckiebear | 15

#5830335 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:52

Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

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patrickalamo | 47

#5830559 - Saturday 18 January 2014 3:45

Your Granny rocks!!!

By pistachiopanda | 19

#5830336 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:52

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

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tomwantssnow | 14

#5830420 - Saturday 18 January 2014 0:49

That, or she really needed a DD

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy | 10

#5833378 - Monday 20 January 2014 18:48

Pity party!! :D

By Opheliae | 22

#5830337 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

Did you win anything?

By Gingerette | 8

#5830339 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

Crazy grandparents these days are more interesting than I am..

By PoofTopComment | 4

#5830340 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

And were supposed to feel bad for you? I wish my grandma's was like that!

By xSkittle | 16

#5830341 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

At least you had something to do! And grandma had a good time, yay for her!

By cmorgan119 | 10

#5830343 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

Next time trick your sibling into being the DD and party with your grandma.

By purebliss_fml | 19

#5830356 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:57

New bingo drinking game:
Take a shot every time a number is called.

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EdenCrystal | 21

#5830444 - Saturday 18 January 2014 1:18

:O But what if you got too drunk to realize you got a bingo?!?

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Nordrag | 25

#5830446 - Saturday 18 January 2014 1:23

keep drinking

By cuppycakeslove | 20

#5830358 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:58

Damn your grandma needs to teach me how to party

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#5830359 - Friday 17 January 2014 23:59

At least she was responsible enough to get a designated driver. You would've otherwise spend the night playing with cheese graters and dicks anyways.

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