By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
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Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

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Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

Your Granny rocks!!!

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

That, or she really needed a DD

Pity party!! :D

Did you win anything?

Crazy grandparents these days are more interesting than I am..

And were supposed to feel bad for you? I wish my grandma's was like that!

At least you had something to do! And grandma had a good time, yay for her!

Next time trick your sibling into being the DD and party with your grandma.

New bingo drinking game: Take a shot every time a number is called.

:O But what if you got too drunk to realize you got a bingo?!?

keep drinking

Damn your grandma needs to teach me how to party

At least she was responsible enough to get a designated driver. You would've otherwise spend the night playing with cheese graters and dicks anyways.