Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight....

By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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You deserved it 2 498

By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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You deserved it 34 991

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML

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You deserved it 2 418

By fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML

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Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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You deserved it 5 187

By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 3 847

By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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You deserved it 1 996

beckiebear 15

Friday 17 January 2014 23:52

Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

pistachiopanda 19

Friday 17 January 2014 23:52

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

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beckiebear 15

Friday 17 January 2014 23:52

Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 18 January 2014 3:45

Your Granny rocks!!!

pistachiopanda 19

Friday 17 January 2014 23:52

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

tomwantssnow 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 0:49

That, or she really needed a DD

SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

Monday 20 January 2014 18:48

Pity party!! :D

Opheliae 22

Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

Did you win anything?

Gingerette 8

Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

Crazy grandparents these days are more interesting than I am..

PoofTopComment 4

Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

And were supposed to feel bad for you? I wish my grandma's was like that!

xSkittle 16

Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

At least you had something to do! And grandma had a good time, yay for her!

cmorgan119 10

Friday 17 January 2014 23:53

Next time trick your sibling into being the DD and party with your grandma.

purebliss_fml 19

Friday 17 January 2014 23:57

New bingo drinking game: Take a shot every time a number is called.

EdenCrystal 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 1:18

:O But what if you got too drunk to realize you got a bingo?!?

Nordrag 26

Saturday 18 January 2014 1:23

keep drinking

cuppycakeslove 20

Friday 17 January 2014 23:58

Damn your grandma needs to teach me how to party

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 17 January 2014 23:59

At least she was responsible enough to get a designated driver. You would've otherwise spend the night playing with cheese graters and dicks anyways.

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Same thing different taste

Grandma rocks!

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