crap
Mansfield, United States
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
sickpuppy
Geometry
Today, I learned the hard way that when sick, throw up, then have diarrhea. Not the other way round. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Courtney
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Two speeds
Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Two states of matter
Today, I learned that is it possible to be constipated and have diarrhea at the same time. You run to the toilet every half-hour, but almost nothing comes out and you feel so bloated you could burst, while eating almost nothing. FML
Anonymous
Perrysburg, United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I got random constipation followed by diarrhea. It's 1:30am and my sleeping medication is making me fall asleep, but every time I try to get off the toilet I get another diarrhea spasm. Either I fall asleep on the toilet or shit myself in my sleep. FML
Top comments
lilmslady 11
I guess dreams really do come true
leroyjenkins006 10
Let the brown rivers flow
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Calingaladha 21
Running in your sleep? Or were you sliding into first?
rwcw89 2
When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real!
MissSarcasm01 18
Haven't you ever seen Family Guy?
rdnkchevy 9
Hope nobody was sleeping next to you
gabagabaheyu 10
shiiiiiiiiiiiit
cmac86 24
man and I thought peeing in your bed was a problem.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well yes it is true you most likely have it. And it sucks. Sorry to hear about that hope you get over whatever is ailing you quickly. For me it's pain pills and night terrors. And all y'all berating oP for posting this is and FML of the worst kind I can think of.
CupOfCoffee 14
Wow, that sucks, OP. FYL
Robert1989 9
that's a shitty situation to be in.
hickdog 6
WTF?