crap
Mansfield, United States
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Number one or number two?
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
No shit
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
sickpuppy
Geometry
Today, I learned the hard way that when sick, throw up, then have diarrhea. Not the other way round. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Courtney
Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Two speeds
Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Two states of matter
Today, I learned that is it possible to be constipated and have diarrhea at the same time. You run to the toilet every half-hour, but almost nothing comes out and you feel so bloated you could burst, while eating almost nothing. FML
Anonymous
Perrysburg, United States
Sophie's choice
Today, I got random constipation followed by diarrhea. It's 1:30am and my sleeping medication is making me fall asleep, but every time I try to get off the toilet I get another diarrhea spasm. Either I fall asleep on the toilet or shit myself in my sleep. FML
Top comments
lilmslady 11
I guess dreams really do come true
leroyjenkins006 10
Let the brown rivers flow
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Kage01 4
lol yeah. I've drempt of going to pee in dreams but get a really nice sensation and realise I've just had a wet dream. Somehow those two things link up for me
pwnman 33
Unless you a zombie!
perdix 31
This sounds like it could be a new Jeff Foxworthy bit. He needs to retire "You may be a redneck if..."
worldclassrager 41
Well also dream orgasms happen...
catella_fml 12
Prepare yourselves the "shitty situation" puns are coming
hickdog 6
"the shitty puns are coming"? where have you been, honey? they done came already.
chocolatefrog28 29
Sounds like you had a shitty night's rest. Sorry to hear it, OP.
Meld86 12
Diarrhea cha cha cha
snugglesMcGee199 23
Charmin!
beckiebear 15
I'm guessing it's time to invest in a new mattress!
Xotoolyxo 16
Wow, is it that bad?
FlyingPie 17
I can imagine your reaction when you woke up.