Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
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Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I discovered that when I sleep, I go to the bathroom to poop and don’t flush the toilet. I live with three roommates who all wake up before I do. FML
Today, I got to find out for myself if dying in a dream causes you to die in real life. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It is a myth. What happened to you is just a coincidence. Just because you dreamt of ******** the bed doesn't mean that caused you to actually shit the bed.
Razath 17
Yeah, that's not a myth. Empty everything as well you can before bed, and don't drink copious amounts of water or anything that's diuretic, just to be on the safe side.
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RichardPencil 32
It is a myth. What happened to you is just a coincidence. Just because you dreamt of ******** the bed doesn't mean that caused you to actually shit the bed.
Razath 17
Yeah, that's not a myth. Empty everything as well you can before bed, and don't drink copious amounts of water or anything that's diuretic, just to be on the safe side.
Yudith 28
I know first hand that when you dream about a toilet or a bathroom, you should wake up and go to the bathroom. Just tell yourself before sleeping "I will wake up if I see a bathroom" and you'll be safe.