By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML
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JayGatsby 25
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Could the pie not have waited till you got home?

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runninggirl8 16
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what flavor was the pie?

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CosmicElk 26
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pie flavour!

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LilMissCanadian 22
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I don't know if that was an asdf video reference or not.

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redhead_sprhro 10

I assumed it was one of those apple pies from McDonald's

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paravoz 30

it was a creampie

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SomeoneSaveSammy 11
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Aw you beat me too it! hah

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thatonlinedude 5
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and DO NOT forget the pie this time Sammy!

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mariri9206 32

my thoughts exactly!

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skye_tbfh 18
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oh my god yes

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SubparAtBest 23
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*Sam walks in* *still no pie*

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jocamo 24
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Damnit! you beat me to it too!

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JayGatsby 25
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Could the pie not have waited till you got home?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Have you ever eaten pie? Then you know what the answer is.

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itsalanis 24
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Cake is better.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

True, but pie is still great.

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GeorgiaBea 28
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Pie never waits. It's pie.

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vikky538 28
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How can it be! Its a cream pie!

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davincidasecond 24
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Stop blaspheming, 14. Stop it.

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SubparAtBest 23
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Pie is far beyond cake its in a whole nother league!

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jaspinkgrl01 18
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How can one wait two eat what they love

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Catdragon 40
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the cake is a lie, but not the pie.

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spicebread 4
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I love eating while driving to be honest. And i'm from a country where we use gears.

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SecundusSecunda 27
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Did you offer the officer some? Reckless little OP?

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juicy_extasy 25
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Hopefully the pie was worth the possible trouble it got you into

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Mossyoak_kw 28

It's pie, of course it was worth it!!

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dansco 24
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You are an idiot! So eating a pie is more important than safe driving. Genius.

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quickit 24
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Let me spell out a word for you, s-a-r-c-a-s-m. Once you learn it I'm sure you'll understand the comment section much better! :)

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Thatissarcastic 17
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In reality it's called facetious ;-; rip sarcasm nobody knows what you really are. Not that the comment was either of the two.

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jake131000 21
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I can actually relate to your comment as it is something that i would also post. But understand that acting like an asshole will not get you likes. Fun fact of the day: the capital of Somalia is mogadishu

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YumeWolf 23
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Was the pie good, though?

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deftones_fml 19

Any type of pie can't wait

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brycemash 9
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Must have been some of mama's blueberry pie.

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heftysmash253 6

Did you give him/her a pie-ce of your mind?

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SubparAtBest 23
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Ok man so the word has to atleast sound right... cant just be the spelling.. So do better next time..

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