Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Top comments
brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
jxjdxjdjdjbdbd 0
Then ****** cut it! No wonder you're alone >.>
chahacha599 0
Bro, get some nair
bibi18_fml 0
OP, how could you expect to attract a guy, let alone anything if you have no self respect? I understand that you wear long pants or what not, I'm female and I dislike showing my legs, but that doesn't mean that I won't shave. You owe it to yourself to take care of yourself
SpeechQween94 14
Don't you shave?
Chloe2008 0
And that would be why guys haven't been with you
ryry93 0
Well maybe thats why you dont have anyone o.O
jimmyjamesyall 4
OP, I don't think you're grasping the direction of the causal relationship between those two things.
Munchkin13 6
Just kuz you're not with a guy doesn't mean you should stop shaving your legs for so long
NoYDI 4
That's nasty
dansco 25
Chewbacca the Wookie again eh lol ;)