Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Top comments
brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
bibbster18 11
Nair that bitchh
ahodes 0
what? u have long leg hair? well I think your solution is maybe to SHAVE! it's really not hard. this is hardly an fml it's a yss (you so stupid)
ickleron 0
my cousin just sent me this. it reminded her an awful lot about me...
countmystrides 5
Unless you date Tarzan, shave.
kkyl 1
Can anyone say GROSS!!!!
anie01 5
Bhahahaha, me too! There's no sense wasting your time and energy, plus dealing with razor burn, cuts, ingrown hairs and the STUBBLE (aahhhhh!!) if you're not even going to get any ;) I shave if I'm wearing a dress, and I never take home men randomly, so no one ever actually finds out. But you know, it's JUST HAIR. It's OKAY to have it :)
onorexveritas 24
his cuz you have no guy doesn't mean you should just let yourself go...maybe that's why no guy wants u
badactor009 0
Exactly.
kelis_fml 0
You CAN shave when your single you know!
holligirl19 0
That's kinda really disgusting. How can you go that long without shaving?
meggo91 9
Damn u need to shave!!!