Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
dancingdoggy 4
What? My leg hair can grow to full length in about two months... so you haven't been with a guy in two months? Boo hoo.
its_ashley_bitch 2
SHAVE THAT SHIT!
badactor009 0
Huh? Get with the program! If you do not keep yourself "ready for the moment" each and every day, you are not a complete woman and you should be ashamed of yourself. Clean, trimmed, shaved, manicured and smelling right each and every day, no exceptions. That's the standard. Many women live up to the standard and then there are wild pigs roaming around disguised as real women. Which one do you want to be?
HappyPickles 11
I'm not sure if I should send some razors or some ribbons. :o) If reason behind the long leg hair is getting you down, then just try shaving or trimming all the hair from your ankles to your armpits, go to a dance club dressed so that all that trimming and shaving is on display, and I'm pretty confident you'll "be with a guy" pretty much instantaneously :o)
mfelax9556 8
how many rings are in each stub?
starfuryt550 3
If you stopped shaving while you were with the last guy, I can see where the problem lies.
Mr25_fml 14
sorry but YDI for not shaving your legs
sweettpie129 11
Thats kinda really gross
Calyx_fml 22
You should worry more about the length of your pubic hair. Wax on, wax off.
lemon_phat 11
Maybe if you shaved your leg hair, men would actually show an interest.