Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
misstrujillo 0
If you aren't shaving your legs, imagine what else you aren't shaving. No wonder it's been a while.
onefinemess 11
I normally can tell by the same method, but now it's been so long I have to remember the date on my own. Feel better that you haven't hit the it's been x number of months that this trick no longer works. Not only do I look like a bear, I haven't as much as met a guy I would consider under any amount of desperation and all my friends have ditched me because they have bfs and I don't. I'm really not that picky. FML!!
pizzaisyummy 0
There's this thing really kinda new just came out it's called SHAVING! how can u go tht long without shaving! U must not b with guys 4 very long
rychambers 0
Your ******* disgusting you ******* ho
EMTchic 14
Too long ??? Lmao
paolino_fml 18
That's ******* disgusting
castielnovak 13
Being single shouldn't be a reason for bad personal hygiene. Shave those legs, girl!
Miss_Chevious 37
time for a trip to the beauty salon
roxiesmylover_ 15
That's no excuse not to shave.
GeorgiaBea 28
Just because you aren't with a guy doesn't mean you should let yourself go.