Good parenting at its finest. Maybe you can ask a friend to give you a ride?

completely unrelated but naruto 😍

Now you’ll see just how heavy-duty your pain-killers are.

Extended walking immediately after knee surgery? What kind of parent does that?

Wasn’tthis published a few days ago?

tell that stupid whore to drive you

Killing the pain, by giving you more.

Back in my day, we would walk 10 miles to school in 4 ft of snow and it was uphill both ways.

Yeah, but op has a broken leg.

Haha I guess that is a regional joke. It is supposed to br poking fun at people expecting you to do ridiculous terms of endearment. You can't have uphill both ways because if one way is uphill the way back is downhill.

It’s an old joke. The hyperbole is supposed to be so obvious, it’s funny. Humor 101.

I actually did have to walk uphill both ways for two semesters of college. I parked on top of a big hill, and the campus was on top of another big hill. Honestly, it was hell.

Time to invest in a unicorn... to take you to school and stab your mom with a magical horn.

Tell the school, maybe they have some ideas. Perhaps they will let you stay home (with someone giving you the notes & assignments). Or perhaps they will report your parent(s) to child protection & a social worker will come by & explain that causing harm to one's kid is frowned upon.

Um.. bus?