Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
Kx09 0
awwwwwwwww :)
ohhhhshizzz 0
#7: When you are a parent and you keep your kids on a short leash and they become bank robbers, get back to us because I'd hate to be your kids. #1 & 9: People do still take showers, and baths oh and don't forget not everyone has a dishwasher[I know shocker!] OP that sucks, your kid is bad:) NOW you should tell him it is wrong to steal, and punish him for a couple days so he understands it.
actionwaters 3
he has enough money to have kids and have a ring for his wife (probably). so that means -no showers -dishwasher -contradiction or everything you said
lexa1love 16
Ok what if she's a nurse? Went to work an the kid found it in the jewelry box. Definitely not her fault.
24788 7
He doesn't realize how screwed he is when he gets married.
chelzy 0
yeah. take his ring when he gets married.
Hazard911 0
I would kill you kid if he was mine but good thing I don't want those things running around my house
Nooblah 15
You would kill your 2nd grader for giving a wedding ring away? A tiny bit extreme, I think..
eliz3 0
lighten up #7.
idogis1 0
that's adorable.
loveyababe 0
chill self #7 i completely agree with everyone who said it was adorable. he likes her! :)
koeda 0
lol you should've worn it! i remember i stole my mom's cookie (her share) to give to a girl i like in 1st grade but i got yelled at so bad after that. and it was only a cookie :P
agexofxaquarius 2
Cute? Yes. Acceptable? Absolutely not. But don't worry. You will get it back. Even so, it sucks.
skyoolie 0
i can't believe you didn't notice it missing! and second grade is old enough to understand that he shouldn't do that but years from now, it will be a nice story to tell his new girlfriends ;) because that is really cute