High expectations

By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 02:01

Today, I got broken up with by a professional clown who lives with his elderly parents and doesn’t have a car. This is definitely a low point. FML
I agree, your life sucks 822
You deserved it 339

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Why would he have a car? He carpools with 20 of his colleagues!

Are you sure he really broke up with you, or was he just clowning around? If he sends you flowers to apologize, don't smell them. You'll get squirted in the face!

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You might be better off.

Why would he have a car? He carpools with 20 of his colleagues!

It’s not a low point! You’re much better off!

Are you sure he really broke up with you, or was he just clowning around? If he sends you flowers to apologize, don't smell them. You'll get squirted in the face!

and maybe, despite you presumably living alone and having a car, they decided you are still a shallow and vapid person who they no longer want to have in their life? hmmm?

So was he the clown, or did he hire the clown to do the breaking up for him? Cause that's funny as Hell...