Love and Break-ups: High expectations

High expectations

By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 02:01

Today, I got broken up with by a professional clown who lives with his elderly parents and doesn’t have a car. This is definitely a low point. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 13 February 2022 4:20

Why would he have a car? He carpools with 20 of his colleagues!

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 13 February 2022 5:39

Are you sure he really broke up with you, or was he just clowning around? If he sends you flowers to apologize, don't smell them. You'll get squirted in the face!

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DanielleinDC 32

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Sunday 13 February 2022 4:08

You might be better off.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 13 February 2022 4:20

Why would he have a car? He carpools with 20 of his colleagues!

amberarnold953 9

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Sunday 13 February 2022 5:19

It’s not a low point! You’re much better off!

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 13 February 2022 5:39

Are you sure he really broke up with you, or was he just clowning around? If he sends you flowers to apologize, don't smell them. You'll get squirted in the face!

slkeithh 13

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Sunday 13 February 2022 19:05

and maybe, despite you presumably living alone and having a car, they decided you are still a shallow and vapid person who they no longer want to have in their life? hmmm?