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Diamond Lego's ... :motherofgod:
Lego has brought my family through many hardships throughout my childhood. I will never forgive Lego jaba the hut for what he did to my foot.
Razor blades are far worse
26- cool story, bro.
Redmane don't get butt hurt over people thumbing down your comment, it's not a big deal.
41- this is my thumb, and here's what I'm doing with it!! *thumbs down* Jeez, calm down; don't act so dramatic.
What I'm worrying about, is why a two-year-old boy has jewellery.
It's the hard plastic little green army men that have caused me the most tears...
Christmas ornaments hurt the most. Don't believe me? Go watch Home Alone.
71- I hope you step on a lego in the dark, then you WIL change your mind.
Are you threatening the existence of my foot skin?
I hate it when I step on razor blades. They are so painful just laying flat sided like other flat things. I usually keep them on the floors in my house so that they are easily acessible. Never know when you need them, ya know?
The dangling modifier there makes it sound like you lost it when it got stuck in your foot. =/
Well, does it match your shoes??
Thanks, I don't know why it got bashed haha
A real diamond in the rough.... bunion skin...
Toe ring or piercing? Details please!
Assuming how the FML said lodged I would say OP has a new piercing. Way to be an innovator OP
Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.
Dear Katy Perry, Thanks for understanding my feelings. Sincerely, Plastic Bag
Well at least you found your jewelry!
It is known for children to be attracted to shiny things, just like birds. So therefore children are baby birds. Any other argument is invalid.
Metal detecting feet, nice!
How did your kid get lodged in your foot? Are you sure you should be publicizing this? Are you that idiot Octo-Mom?
I think perdix is implying that OP called their child an "it", but I'm not sure.
Perdix's comments are so overly witty that he ironically makes them look dull.
I see what you did there...
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Lego's hurt more.
Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.