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  redmane  |  21

Ten years ago, my brother was playing with a sharpened pencil and I was standing right by him. He acted as if to stab the floor and stabbed halfway through my foot. I still have a graphite mark from it.

Just thought I'd share.

  _Oblivion_  |  12

I hate it when I step on razor blades. They are so painful just laying flat sided like other flat things. I usually keep them on the floors in my house so that they are easily acessible. Never know when you need them, ya know?

  SkoomaKi  |  27

It is known for children to be attracted to shiny things, just like birds. So therefore children are baby birds.
Any other argument is invalid.