awkward turtle

this would make a funny Twix commercial! :D

jump up and say 'GOTCHA!'. play it off and try again later haha

Or one of those State Farm commercials

( gets on one knee ) Baby I've been waiting a long time to ask you this. Will you... pass the egg rolls.

Op- I got something to ask you? Girlfriend- what is it Op-(gets on his knees) will you marry me! Girlfriend- there is no ring inside the box...? Op- ( plays along) there is, you just got to believe it Girlfriend- oh... ok then YES!

if it's a restaurant, get her an onion ring(:

Roflmao

thats going to be kinds hard

today my boyfriend proposed to me. he forgot the ring so he tried to grab an onion ring. FML

you need to do a self checklist before something as big as a proposal. try this, ring...check, girlfriend...check. now youre done. YDI

He should have had a v8

need a moment?.... grab a twix

April Foo- aww fuck its July. My face goddamnit!

like a good neighbor state farm is there!.... with the ring :)

annoying little raywilliamjohnson fanboy. get out his arse already

and the grandkids

Unless she said no.

or she kicks him in the nuts...

his mind was most likely racing from nervousness and excitement.

That's very clever

most stores have a no return policy on engagement and wedding rings, just as an FYI.

I had mine on sale-or-return when I proposed. Thankfully it didn't need returning. The shop gave the impression that it was normal to accept return of engagement rings.

Fancy ring-shaped bread?

11- Yes! A bagel. Propose with a bagel!

Speaking of "dry" runs... he's probably going to have those for a while now.

No no no you guys have it all wrong, he should use a krispy kreme