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oops :/ play it out somehow?
awkward turtle
this would make a funny Twix commercial! :D
Or one of those State Farm commercials
Op- I got something to ask you? Girlfriend- what is it Op-(gets on his knees) will you marry me! Girlfriend- there is no ring inside the box...? Op- ( plays along) there is, you just got to believe it Girlfriend- oh... ok then YES!
if it's a restaurant, get her an onion ring(:
today my boyfriend proposed to me. he forgot the ring so he tried to grab an onion ring. FML
you need to do a self checklist before something as big as a proposal. try this, ring...check, girlfriend...check. now youre done. YDI
He should have had a v8
annoying little raywilliamjohnson fanboy. get out his arse already
haha it will b a great story to tell the kids!
that sucks ass. I'm sure your girlfriend will understand. just do something extra nice for her.
tell her that you couldn't decide what to pick, so she can get whatever she wants. then secretly return the real ring at the store.
That's very clever
I had mine on sale-or-return when I proposed. Thankfully it didn't need returning. The shop gave the impression that it was normal to accept return of engagement rings.
propose with some bread?
Fancy ring-shaped bread?
11- Yes! A bagel. Propose with a bagel!
Speaking of "dry" runs... he's probably going to have those for a while now.
No no no you guys have it all wrong, he should use a krispy kreme
Quick! Grab an onion ring!
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Quickly buy a ring pop to give her temporarily.
Quick! Grab an onion ring!