Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
Whos 0
#40 your assuming the OP is a mother not a father, stop making crazy assumptions.
poolshark 0
@#40: I thought that the poster was a female because the ring was taken to be given to a girl, therefore being a woman's ring.
ImTheAlpha 30
It also says female at the top.
cthulhu1138 1
Kid deserves a good spanking.
MnBran6 0
Well he's only a kid so I can see where He's coming from. You should probably have your "Dennis the Menace" moment and teach him that stealing is wrong.
Tunad 0
@42 You are assuming the kid understands that the ring is a woman's ring
TornadoChaser 0
Cute. I would take him to go buy a cheap but pretty costume/play ring to give the girl instead. I hope you get your ring back.
pancakelover 0
Awww.... I hope it was'nt a HUGE rock!
Sue21 0
How come you weren't wearing it?
drkwlf 0
She wasn't wearing it because obviously she just got done ******* her business partner. Y'know, aka the real father of the child. Oshit I'm sorry did I rat you out? :(
Kissusexy1010 0
All u people talking about she not a good mother she is . Kids make mistakes and we as parents when a child makes a mistake its our duty as parents 2 show them whats right.so leave this women alone thats why its on fml .because it was funny and cute get over it