Jewelry and Kids: Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my... - FML

By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:05

Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.

DownUndah 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:04

YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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_soe_ 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 13:50

that sucks.. but kinda cute so as long as you get it back

alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 13:55

seriously loool. dont leave it out then

nikkirito 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 13:57

I want to know why it was off your finger ...

mobius8 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:04

That's pretty damn cute. I read an article a month or two ago about two kids that age who tried to run off to Africa to elope, so at least he didn't do that. =P

LilKonvicted 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:10

haha

tWitt3rBuG 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:13

Cute, but what happened? This would be a FML if the girls parents didn't wanna return the ring?

LizzysOwner 17

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:26

Seriously, I can't understand why you would take the ring off and not know it was gone until at least a day had gone by (enough time for your son to take it and give it to a girl he likes).

drkwlf 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:26

Now, that is so ******* adorable. Although, whenever my engagement ring isn't on(dishes, shower, what have you) I put it on right away when I'm finished. It feels weird without it and during a shower I always go WTF? And then remember(I guess I'm slightly retarded!) So.. I'm not really understanding how you didn't notice it gone long enough for your kid to take it to school.. ?

DBJ740 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:45

Your son is lame. You are stupid. Cheesy asses, the both of you.

poolshark 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:58

The OP never said she didn't notice that her ring was gone. For all we know, she thought she lost it, was panicked, and searched for it all day. Everyone needs to stop making assumptions.

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