Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
Celebratelife 0
That kid is going to make a girl real happy someday. Just make sure you tell him that stealing wedding rings is not a good idea..
AntiChrist7 0
has your son cut your finger off? because that's the only available excuse for this. YDI
mubaki 18
precious indeed. but I agree with #20, second grade is old enough to understand not to do that. although OP really only specified that the girl was in second grade.
TheUnnamedOne 0
thats what u get for premarital sex :O Jk
Morokea 0
When he gets married, consider stealing the ring for a day.
tardis_fml 0
I'm sorry, am I the only one who doesn't see this as cute? By second grade, her son should know that such an action is wrong.
Vandal_fml 0
Haha, that's adorable. Anyway #77, I don't think I realized how valuable my mother's possessions were when I was 7-8. I'm sure he'll grow to understand in a year or so.
Me27 0
I actually think that's pretty cute too. But I also think that a person should be wearing their wedding ring at all times, no?
JRSpaniel 0
Equal parts "awww" and FML.
atty11 0
why weren't you wearing it? YDI. and to whoever said people take showers and do dishes, why would you leave your WEDDING RING lying around for a kid to reach?