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By anonymous / Tuesday 9 October 2012 05:53 / United States
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  patrickalamo  |  47

Hopefully your not Italian or you may have to kiss the ring

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  GypsyRover  |  0

Concerning this Fml an the one before it, maybe rings should be placed there,and it is proof that rings don't plug holes!!!

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  JiggaJayZ  |  16

Threadjackers make me sad. :(

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

I'm sure it's no big deal for OP. It's her son who's 3. She's probably touched her sobs penis lots with diaper changes and stuff. It'd be different if he was older. But at that age it wouldn't be that big a deal.

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  pabst4america  |  1

People act like anything that touches a dick is informed forever and can't be cleaned (as if it got dirty). It's skin, it ain't any different than touching any other part of your body. It's the same thing as if it touched the kids arm. Now STD's are a whole different story....

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  IAmJad  |  18

I pee what you did there.

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  guy24  |  9

Cum on... Why do people always do these kinds of jokes? :P

By  namyo  |  13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Awsumuzzie  |  12

It must have taken you minutes upon minutes, endless minutes, until you've come up with such an amazingly complex comment! That was a spectacular comment to read, 3! That's sarcasm... Not what you just did.

By  llamafish  |  25

Would you rather he ejaculated on you?

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  Welshite  |  39

There has been 5-year-old mothers before. It's not quite beyond belief that young male children can produce sperm.

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  Welshite  |  39

#54: Yes, you are correct. The youngest pair of PARENTS were eight and nine. However, the youngest MOTHER was five. Her name was Lina Medina. The more you know...

By  CetaBabe  |  17

How the.... I don't even.... What?!?! I want to know where the kid got that idea from! What on earth has he seen/heard to want to try that? But yeah, sorry OP, that must've been horrible to see and resolve...

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  vladimirjames  |  5

It's cuz daddy left his porn out :p

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  junkman6  |  22

You would be amazed what toddlers decide to do with their penis without ever seeing anything to give them an idea. A lot of nephews and cousins and trips to ER.

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  ur2nvthis85  |  3

Makes sense. Ring. Phallic object. 0+1=1. Unfortunately, he found this the hard way. Also, children are sexual but understand it in a different way than adults; therefore, a lot of times adults attach meanings that only make sense in an adult world. However, if a child does understand sex in a way closer to that of an adult, that's when I would question exposure.

By  fistnazal  |  10

He was just trying to copy your "man friend." that is why you had you're wedding ring off in the first place right?

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  ammarieh  |  4

Women take their rings off for a variety of reasons. I take mine off when I take a shower, do the dishes, etc. it doesn't make you a bad person or a cheater.

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  hellya14  |  0

It was a joke

By  pregnantpianist  |  2

Why would he even have thought to put it on there?!?!

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