Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
mangoid 0
how do you not notice it's missing?
AshleyV 0
Time to take his favorite toy and "give" it to someone you like (aka hide it in the garage.) It'll help teach him about the value of his and other people's things. Hope you get your ring back!
Avalice 0
ADORABLE.
scorpioserpent 1
awww that's cute, but you should be able to get it back. Have your son give the girl something else.
Saphira_fml 0
thats not an fml, its cute, except that u lost ur wedding ring ahaha anyways, do a tradesy for something else shiny lol
RawrrKai 0
Cute but it would piss me off. This IS an FML. This person's WEDDING RING is in the hands of a 2nd grader. When I was in 2nd grade, I put everything where it DIDN'T belong. Who knows what this little girl could have done with it.
Theslacker88 0
Really how long do you take off your ring that your kid can get ahold of it and go back to school and give it to her friend, your pathetic
Carribu 0
#68, you mean "you're" and "his". Don't even bother commenting if you can't use correct grammar. And yes...as cute as this is...you can't let this slide. FYL for your son taking your ring and YDI for letting him being able to get it in the first place. You need to teach him that he can't just take something he wants just because it's there.
bobthegiraffe 0
cute!
DickVanDyke 0
The kid is a boss. Total P I M P. Just trade the girl some Cheez Its at lunch for your wedding ring, you'll get it back soon enough.