Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
Dporter 0
Today, some old bitch took back the ring my boyfriend gave me! FML.
m1cc1 0
Awe thats so sweet. Did you get it back?
KenMcGormick 0
she's a keeper
elara15 0
It's not much of an FML if you found out what happened to the ring and can get it back from 7 year old. Better than the FMLs from people who drop theirs down a working garbage disposal.
were_giraffe 2
I hope you can get it back and that the girl's family is responsible enough to do the right thing and return it!
Jimboom 12
Considering the ring is not going to fit her finger I would be more worried about her loosing it before your able to get it back. But cute. Not really a FML though.
Kissusexy1010 0
# 7 shut the **** up u taking shit way 2 serious talking about she not good a mother do u know what makes a ******* good a mom.a mom that accepts that kids make mistakes and we as parents have 2 be there for them 2 show them whats right so **** off number 7 .
Jigga_PaNG 0
#27 FTW
addictedjane 0
Aww, too cute.
Headcase 0
You got off lucky. When I was two me and my brother went treasure hunting, and like good little pirates we pilfered the biggest supply of mom's jewelry we could find and buried it in the garden, only to forget where it was buried (very big garden). Sucks that you have to ruin a little kid's day by mugging her of her/your jewelry. My advise would be to bribe her with a candy necklace. Kids dig candy (I'm not a sex offender, merely observative). Thumbs up to little Romeo.
that_guy_ollie 0
are you sure that you're not a peadophilic pirate ? " come here little matey and stroke my wood.......en leg xD