Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
nikkireese 0
I think it's cute the son likes the girl and knows about giving presents. I do not think it's cute that he stole the present his daddy gave to his mommy. He needs to learn that not asking before you borrow is nearly the same as stealing. People take their rings off and get distracted before they put them back on. Children are mischievous by nature and run off with things before you notice they're gone. Finally: #69, is "letting him being able to take" correct grammar??
totoro_fml 0
You should have been wearing it girl!
Rodjmeister 0
I thought I was the only little kid who'd ever done that...looks like I was wrong haha
skierguy 0
Aww, that's cute.
perfectwinds 0
Everyone calling her lousy because the ring was off: What if she's a police officer or government official? Or has a job that jewelry isn't allowed to be worn? Or, like many others have said, she took it off for the shower and had been searching for it all day? If I took a ring off for a quick shower I'd have it nearby to put it back on, I wouldn't lock it away in a chest every time I washed my hands or took a shower. That's just ridiculous. And even if it was in a jewelry box that's still reachable for a 2nd grader. Not EVERY mom gets to stay home and not every mom has a nice femme job that allows her to keep jewelry on all day.
jSOPURE 3
Cute in a sucky way. :(
patray_angel 0
All of you need to leave the OP alone as far as the fact that the ring was off of their finger in the first place. You have no clue why it was off so don't assume! For all we know, may the OP has a job where they can't wear a ring. As an example, when my husband worked as a mechanic, he couldn't wear his ring because not only would it have gotten dirty, scratched up, a diamond could have fallen out, but he also ran the risk of getting it caught on something and ripping his finger off. Maybe the OP is a she and she is preggo and her fingers have swelled some. I know the last couple months of my pregnancy, I couldn't wear my ring.... Maybe the OP had their ring in a safe spot and the son knew where it was kept.... I doubt the OP just left their wedding ring just laying around on a kitchen table or something. To the OP, like others, I do find this very cute, but you definitely need to teach your son that even though the ring belonged to you, that what he did is still considered stealing.
Arcterion 0
Ugh, children...
bdirrrtyy 0
Oh God, I hope you can get it back!!
thisismyname_fml 1
good point 100. "Yeah her son drank drain cleaner, but i mean she put it somewhere she thought was safe, not her fault he knew where to get it". kids get into shit, that's fact. if you have shit you don't want them getting into, you are VERY careful with it.