ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Sayahh
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Will T
Old memories
Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML
GrannyAt22
Canada
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
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Comments (195)
BrianAlarcon 0
Lazzy ass
divadro102 16
Mom burst through the door and you reached for that mouse quick, huh? Smooth
Grown_swag_Flow 3
Thats a sign bro to get off the computer and get in the gym for real
V19Spartan 1
You are one funny man, I have read a lot of your comments. I believe that mice best maximize their pleasure in conjunction with anal beads. Hamsters, not so much.
daydreamer244 13
exercise maybe?
TBMFan 0
You Idiot -.-'
trumancassady 0
You can go outside
thenameissyd 0
I bet you were about to play world of warcraft too
GardeningHoes 0
Are you making fun of minecraft or something?
carlycar97 0
Oh shit. Get a job.