ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Sayahh
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Will T
Old memories
Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML
GrannyAt22
Canada
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
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Comments (195)
vcantone 1
Too much hand-calories
TheNewGuy03 29
Yeah, yep, ignore all good advice and vomit vitriolic venom from your ****-laden pieholes. Perfect. Now I know how the world works. The fact is that you can injure yourself doing literally anything.
dreawlkr523 0
What a dumb prank.
hubbs666 2
just stretch while the WoW servers load
wtfmylifedude 8
And work! And click! And work! Now rest. Repeat 3 times and you'll be just fine. :)
williebran 2
Yea it is time to work out
jnaslund 4
Put down the world of Warcraft and exercise
tj4234 36
thais is why you should always warm up BEFORE looking at **** on the internet.
kenzleshaah 0
hey uhh there big boi(: i thinkk its timr e to gett off either the ****/ W.O.W or youtube and get to walkinn(:
uprising_fml 0
shit happens OP, don't sweat it .