ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Sayahh
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Will T
Old memories
Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML
GrannyAt22
Canada
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
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Comments (195)
hyden121 2
This should be taken as a wake up call..,
brianjman14 23
Forgot to stretch before doing a raid, I see?
uknowitsJAIME 0
How in the world does that happen,stretch more get into a gym and exercise
chocomilk82 0
tough luck fatty
SoSickWithIt 14
Sick smoking device brah. What's the decor you have on that piece?
greendaydabomb 0
Wow fat ass :P
ilikepieandpie 11
OP, don't listen to all these other people. You probably had exercised earlier and that caused.... you didn't? What about swimming? No? Yoga? No? Kickboxing? No? Oh then yeah, listen to the other people. You suck at life
niceNnerdy 5
Sorry bro that wasn't a santa hat. It was just a red bead on top of ashes .. Stupid imps.
MsSoulReaper 27
Forever alone?
LordGoober 13
I thought it was a hamster? :o
bluejayfan02 27
whats next ur legs from pushing the computer chair around