Fighting fit

By AnonThoughts - 24/10/2019 06:00

Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
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And that's why we let 'em rip and don't contort ourselves by holding them in.

Maybe OP was just picking a side to lean while farting! Lean the other way next time!

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And that's why we let 'em rip and don't contort ourselves by holding them in.

Maybe OP was just picking a side to lean while farting! Lean the other way next time!

One time my husband, who had just turned 32, threw out his back while wiping his ass

Easy fix - time to hit the gym. You'd be surprised how quickly you can start getting into shape