Health, Cats and Growing old: Old memories

Old memories

By Will T - 01/09/2021 01:01

Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 September 2021 1:47

That must have been the world's dirtiest litter box! You've got to clean those more frequently.

Major Ahull 3

Wednesday 1 September 2021 8:30

Look at the bright side. At least you didn't pull a muscle while "pulling a muscle".

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 September 2021 1:47

That must have been the world's dirtiest litter box! You've got to clean those more frequently.

Major Ahull 3

Wednesday 1 September 2021 8:30

Look at the bright side. At least you didn't pull a muscle while "pulling a muscle".

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 September 2021 18:53

You're so silly! That's not a muscle -- it's a bone.

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