ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Sayahh
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Will T
Old memories
Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML
GrannyAt22
Canada
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Top comments
slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
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Lulblast 4
Sunlight. When was the last time u saw it?
Shawnr 0
Fat ass
eas93 0
definition of being an American.
mrlehnig 0
That's how you know you are fat
BuckeyeNut28 1
how do u do that??
fatass_ninja 0
u can't pull wat u don't have:D
JLZgurrrl101 0
Man, I did the same thing but my friends all accused me of having rough sex..lol
mattjakon 6
I lolled at this.. it wasn't a big laugh it was small but big enough to make me fart with a follow through shit FML
storm1217 5
We need Bengay.
wazzup808 0
You gotta remember rule 17. Of Z LAND limber up.