Better out than in.

I know how you feel op I ate like 5 bags of hot cheetos and man my ass was on FIIIRE! :O

well that's an overused pun

Milk is the best cure for a burning throat from a pepper

Why do people still comment this? It's. Not. Funny.

Very original #1... veeeery original. >.

Your buttsticles must be on fire

once I ate a pepper so hot it made my nose bleed :S

19 - dude I ate flamin hot cheetos before bed and woke up at like 5:30AM and puked haha. My throat was on fire! That's all I had to eat that day though. Lol so that's why

44- same here. It happened to like 10 different kids at my school because someone decided to bring lunch from a Mexican restaurant and dared everyone to take a bite from some spicy pepper.

if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. or in this case bathroom. :S

If your mouth still burns, then you should eat powder donuts since it's a base.

Soo he should shove milk up his butt? :P

You guys have got to be kidding me. Hot Cheetos are actually incredibly mild.

74 I have "milk" in my butt all the time but really who doesn't?

RBG, I can barely handle spicy foods but i still love them :D Still, hot Cheetos are to me one of the hottest foods I've eaten, and I've had raw habeneros and stuff before :P be nice ;)

I'm just wondering how his toilet felt after this event...poor thing is scarred for life.

Waaaaaaayyy too much info

One time I snorted peppers to clear up my sinuses.. It didn't go so well

ouch

i found using a little to much tabasco on a sub or sutn works, works real good at cleaning sinuses

Pwned by your dad

well I'm guessing at the end of the day, he had a pretty hott ass ;-)

Go to sushi restaurant, eat "green ice cream", profit.

Pansies, all of you. I willingly add peppers to everything I eat, even if the unbearable shit later on almost kills me. But, c'mon, almost dying from hot Cheetos, wth?

it may go in smooth, but it comes out feisty.

Why do I get all the thumbs down?

Believe me OP I know what you mean FYL. Tai chili pepper. It burned going in which I was use to. Burned coming out. Not expected. And holy he'll did it burn, it was like shitting over top of a camp fire. I was late for school too. Never doing that again. I was sobbing taking a dump.

I remember that my cousins would have a bunch of contests seeing who could eat the most hot peppers without water. That was 5 years ago, I still don't know exactly why they did it.

i agree!!! they are pussies

Agaba is a fag

Yes it is.

Me and my friend both ate a complete ghost pepper... It was like swallowing a tiny sun...

guess you just couldn't take the heat ;)

Once again...these puns, not funny

Dont depress the pun makers of FML. You're gonna make their dreams go up in flames.

41, if you don't find it funny then don't comment? Like the saying goes, if you've nothing good to say, don't say anything at all.

I'm pretty sure this would be incredibly lose shit, if not liquidly, and the only tough part would be putting out the fire :P

The thing is a good pun is *clever*, which these puns are not. Take the old joke: Patient: "Doctor, I got a strawberry stuck up my butt!" Doctor: "No problem, I have a cream for that." While you may find the joke corny, it is very clever to use the two meanings of cream in that way. Compare that to saying a person who had the "shits" was in a "shitty" situation. That is in no universe considered clever or funny.

In my experience, my shit isn't very tough after eating extremely spicy food. Pun: Failed.

My cousin did something like that when we were little...she's never wa

You should have shit in the freezer !!

114 the more you know.... Seriously, thanks for sharing. Good explanation.

Hahaha! Im sorry op, but this made me laugh loud rl!

Wa?

"Ouch" is no way to describe the culo burner OP had to endure.... I'm pretty sure countless "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"s were used in the process.

Yeah that would HURT

Yeah a red ring is no bueno, smh.

Meh try a ghost pepper those things aren't even legal to sell habaneros don't Ben compare

Looks like the op *takes off sunglasses*... Couldn't take that heat... YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Keep that to yourself, don't share your comments to the world

Grow up!

Neither is your mom but that didn't stop her.

#25- thats not nice.

Ahh hah. Looks like another slutty misguided girl looking for attention anyway she can get it(: grow up. It's FML they can be much more disgusting

winn! xD

I remember my first habanero, and I think you will too lol

With a nickname like "butt hole annihilator" I wouldn't eat it...

You think it just annihilated his butthole? Uh huh, that's a full digestive system nuke. He's going to need life support and full internal reconstructive surgery.

Well hes alive so he probably doesn't need that.

Ive had one, their not that hot..

um yes they are

I agree with 128, I think spicy things aren't that spicy and my mum, eating the same thing, will be like dying in a corner.

That's why he was tricked...

So a girl grunting on the toilet with plopping sounds is hot?

You are just trying to get me all hot and bothered, aren't you? You tease!

Ok, the "bothered" part has been accomplished... Only one more to go.