ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Sayahh
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Will T
Old memories
Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML
GrannyAt22
Canada
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
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guilder16 8
Forget mouse and keyboard.. Use an iPad.
neongurl98 10
Duuuuddddeeeee..........
plizz3 2
OP That's truly a sad thought #getoutandbea ctive lmao
DomoLaDii 8
WOW!!!!!!! LMAO....
gptrash420 0
I read two words of that. just thought I'd say... no one gives a shit.
jbaby7892 0
Cam u say fatty maybe?? Lol
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Can someone say OBEESE
TheNewGuy03 29
Clearly, you're incapable of that.
heresjuju 2
...well, that should teach you a lesson.
jerica41610 0
I've done the same scooping ice cream. I'm a server and it was busy night and almost everyone of my tables wanted a shake or sundae so I pulled a back muscle that hurt for a week or more
natinectorine98 0
Fat