Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Old memories
Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
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DrFuzzyNuts 0
get off of 4chan n00b
Locoluis 15
Don't tell me that the "97" in your nick is your birth year. Because oh wow FYL at 14.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
With great mustache comes great responsibility. Op that's why I watch Richard Simmons workout tapes before getting on the computer.
sheethapins 13
His work outs are FABULOUS!!!
DrewsFML 8
Add a five or ten pound weight to your mouse; after a few weeks of gaming you'll be huge.
Uneedanapbro 6
Hey! At least you didn't pull a muscle reaching for muscle relaxers.
sheethapins 13
So if you use mice for that, what's your possum for?
lilmissdangerous 9
Been watching too much **** eh?
crisspycream 0
this is why other countries think Americans are lazy...
salvoking94 0
Happened to me trying to put my gf's sweater on as a joke
denvan 0
Next time tape the mouse to your hand