ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Sayahh
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Will T
Old memories
Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML
GrannyAt22
Canada
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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slitherbomb 0
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
supimnyancat 9
happens to me all the time.
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Comments (195)
venstorm04 3
well these simptoms remind me of a rare desiese called "lazynerd"
thisguyy12 0
You know you fat as hell!!
Isaac_The_Great 0
Runescape? m/
lalamike25 0
Sounds like you need a new mouse
kelsswan 0
You need to stretch
SmexiiBacon 8
Dude, that could be dangerous. Be more careful next time ;)
kelly352 0
Well yeah you need to stretch before you do something to extreme like reach for you're computer mouse..
ambear26 14
Oh my! Op i did the same thing no lie! I tore my meniscus it hurts like a bitch.
RuthiiFT 8
I regularly pull my calf muscles in my sleep - making me wake up in agony :'(
magnetic_aura 26
You gotta stretch first, man! :-P