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happens to me all the time.
no, what would make you think that?
Jack off more, seeing as you're on the computer. Helps those muscles get big and strong!
Gee 14, I don't know why anyone would think that...?
Don't worry too much about it. Just eat more cheetoes and drink diet coke. You'll be fine.
Don't lie OP, just be honest and say you were rubbing your knob.
FAP FAP FAP
When have all the replies to the first comment ever been related.
Gets pissed because my sims 3 game was stolen by my cousin *drowns cousin*
Rule #2 limber up
Wouldn't that be a cramp
All those who make fun of op. It is not that hard to do If your tired or stiff after a work out manly because your misled don't want to work so they get injured
Time to get a job.
Time to watch shiploads more ****...
#29 this coming from someone who is CURRENTLY ON FML
Time to stretch before you reach for the mouse!
75 yes take your mobile device of choice for a stroll.
Little does OP know that he has begun training for the mouse-grabbing Olympics. He will represent the United States in the 2012 Olympic games. He has been bestowed a great honor.
Trolling success ^^ managing to get someone really angry over the Internet
oplay, 6 foot 160? lanky bitch im 5'11 185 and 15 varsity middle linebacker I'd rock your manual labor shit, bitch.
No, people. Let us call it off. Wait, football players are arrogant and cocky, eh? Kick his ass, man!
86's profile says nothing bothers him, sure buddy...sure.
don't worry my good looks don't bite.
136 - That's not his face, retard.
arrogant and cocky, I'm all state linebacker as a sophomore in highschool and I'll go heads up with you anytime. I bench 295 and squat 415 please come to Hough bro.
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
soo exursice by masturbating??
47 You should do some spelling exercises.
In that case, I'M RIPPED.
Make sure to alternate hands when doing said excersize. My right arms twice as strong as my left hand.
My mouth and both arms are extremely strong.
I guess you could say my butt holes pretty strong too
I would say my right arm is as strong as Chuck Norris'. But, nothing comes close to him.
132 -- you have multiple buttholes? Please, do divulge your secrets. How does it feel?
I feel sorry for you.
yeah psh that's not your fault at all.
This FML has fat ass written all over it.
Internet browsing: More dangerous than bear wrestling.
*sigh* again with the spelling errors...more*, not my. Good job, Youdrongo.
Well you can't really compare just regular bear wrestling to heterosexual bear wrestling .. That shit is dangerous.
When I read the beginning I automatically thought this was going to deal with masturbating.
Do you use seamen as hairgel?
No, I don't. -__-
114 -- how exactly does one go about putting multiple sailors in their hair? Could you enlighten me?
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You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
happens to me all the time.