Instead of telling jokes we should lend them a hand! ha...

OP is going to be afraid to fix future wedgies now. That would be horrible.

See, this is probably why he got wedgied in the first place.

Well if she's posting an FML about it. It can go two ways! 1. She did and everyone saw her. 2. She didn't and she's pissed that she didn't get it! I think it's number 1!

You're actually right. something similar happened to my mom when she was packing a suitcase. Sometimes, you just get stuck in an awkward position.

looks like OP might want to invest in one lmao! But it's too late now, I'm sure they'll never hear the end of it...

I bet the Dr. said "let's have you wash your hands before I examine them"

So true!!! lol!!!

Remind me to never shake your hand.

Thank you 6 for your insightful comment. It really does enhance the deeper meaning of this FML.

Face planting causes wedgies?

I... What... Commando?? Really? That's terrible advice! Maybe you don't have wedgies anymore, but say your pants fall down. Then what?

Then your penis would be hanging out. So what, half the world has them.

Nobody wants to see some random dudes penis, that's what!

#46 it's still a little scarring to see. For instance, I went to a coffee shop to eat, and there's this insane old man who didn't wear underwear. His button and zipper was not up, and his junk is just fucking showing. My innocence was lost that day.

Commando is gross. Only 1 layer of clothing between ass/genitals and my furniture. I wouldn't invite you to my place.

Agreed. I highly doubt a muscle was actually torn by picking a wedgie, and if it actually was torn you may want to see a doctor about that because it's not an issue of just being physically weak but probably something wrong. Muscles shouldn't just tear that easily and from doing something so un-taxing and un-strenuous as pulling a wedgie.