By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 057
You deserved it 604

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Sounds like you're over-enthusiastic when you chew. Or you have too much gum at once.

onceuponatime456 16

You're NOT supposed to chew the whole package, just one piece!

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Double the pleasure, double the fun?

Sounds like you're over-enthusiastic when you chew. Or you have too much gum at once.

SaltyLurker 10

YDI for not being part of the Aryan race with perfectly strong jaw-lines.

Pornstartled 14

Karma. I really detest people (publicly) chewung gum.

I was in my living room...

onceuponatime456 16

You're NOT supposed to chew the whole package, just one piece!

Time to switch to tic tacs

Don’t try a jaw-breaker. They way you eat, part of your face might fall off!

Ouch. I'm sorry. I have weird joint issues so sometimes when I yawn my jaw dislocates. Super fun!

gum sucks, makes peope look unintrressted and its a laxitiv.

Stealthninjaa 19

The first time FYL, the second time you deserve it.