By WolfieJL - 18/5/2014 07:51 - United States
Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
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  dawnimus  |  21

Gas station toilets can be pretty grim places. I'm not sure I'd want to unstrap a vomit-covered toddler, take her into a gross bathroom, and try and clean off with nothing but water, because those places hardly ever have soap. Also she might not have wanted to go into a restaurant, being covered in vomit and all.

  Dthsapprntc  |  23

That's why you look for a truck stop, one of the big chain ones. Those are usually pretty clean, and they carry all the supplies you need to wash both yourself and your car, as well as medicine for your child. And should you really feel the need they have showers as well.


Hmm, let's see, here…

No punctuation, save for the very end, incorrect spelling, and the very nature of the comment unnecessary.

Some people are just dicks, sure. You, however, are just stupid.

  gorilladuck  |  6

I'm sorry, is her comment some kind of official document meant to be scrutinized word for word, or is this a damn fluff site for shits and giggles?

"stupid". hmmm. I will take that over being an over analytical, pretentious dipshit any day.

  marcranger  |  28

21, that's the only reason? I can think of several, although a disgust of bodily excretions is pretty high up there!

Sorry, OP, but I've been made to understand that this sort of thing is pretty much par for the course until kids lose their shamelessness. Hang in there, though!

  dingostacy  |  14

#6 and to anyone who keeps using that line and anything similar to it. Can you just stop? That line/joke has been tried over and over again with the same results. Failure. Thanks

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