By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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most. intense. shit. ever.

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Impromptu_fml 0
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That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

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nancyngo 0
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I'm so sorry. :(

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DillyLyn 0
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They see me leechin' they hatin' Knowin' dat they can catch leech & trollin'

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debtmaster 0
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Don't be sorry - you know it was worth it.

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Girreth 7
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OP, I know the pain. One time I was taking a dump and a Lock ganked me...took forever to get back to my corpse!

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Impromptu_fml 0
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That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

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alexandraa_fml 0
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Hello! Unclench your buttcheeks for poops in excess of one inch, this is a standard rule that you must know by now.. & if you really pushed that hard, you might need some preperation H later..

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Mustardnight 3
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Um i know this is awful, and i mean it in the least sexual way, but this vid would have been hilarious.

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mrlopez 13
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You rule! Now let's see that in action! Umm, on second though, ...

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allmidnighteyes 10
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most. intense. shit. ever.

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lickmyjock 0
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My favorite ones that take like 1 second to unload all of it. Best feeling ever. Another time I weighed myself before and after I took a shit. I lost 2 lbs.

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1800getalife 0
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now this one needs a plunger lmao

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Spac3Ghost 0
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hahahahaha!!!!!!! im guessing you didnt finish =) lol i can imagine (pushing) oh yes, its coming out!!! wait.. ah ah ah ah aaaahhh!!!!! haha =) im guessing you ended up on the floor in pain with shit coming out? =) this made my day =) shame =)

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LifeFucksUsAll 0
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=) =) =) =) =) Iz I doinz it rite?

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mrlopez 13
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Yeah you're doing it right. It's called punctuation =)

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Jimboom 11
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Next time save the acrobatics for the bedroom. You don't get extra points from a flying bowl dismount.

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