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Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sadface - / Monday 4 January 2010 06:43 / Australia

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#754611 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:31

most. intense. shit. ever.

By Impromptu_fml | 0

#754594 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:22

That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

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By nancyngo | 0

#754592 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:20

I'm so sorry. :(

DillyLyn | 0

#754708 - Monday 4 January 2010 02:34

They see me leechin' they hatin' Knowin' dat they can catch leech & trollin'

debtmaster | 0

#867731 - Thursday 18 February 2010 04:35

Don't be sorry - you know it was worth it.

2gether4ever | 0

#967709 - Thursday 25 March 2010 04:26

ROFL WIN !!!

Girreth | 7

#1474138 - Wednesday 29 September 2010 06:37

OP, I know the pain. One time I was taking a dump and a Lock ganked me...took forever to get back to my corpse!

By Impromptu_fml | 0

#754594 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:22

That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

By Mx_Rider | 6

#754597 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

this

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#754602 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:25

Hello! Unclench your buttcheeks for poops in excess of one inch, this is a standard rule that you must know by now.. & if you really pushed that hard, you might need some preperation H later..

Mustardnight | 3

#756233 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:20

Um i know this is awful, and i mean it in the least sexual way, but this vid would have been hilarious.

cocopuff96 | 0

#949425 - Monday 15 March 2010 11:40

rofl

ZeroIce | 12

#3260804 - Friday 9 September 2011 05:55

lawlz

mrlopez | 13

#3733224 - Thursday 15 December 2011 06:43

You rule! Now let's see that in action! Umm, on second though, ...

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#754611 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:31

most. intense. shit. ever.

By Jackster1020 | 0

#754617 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:35

YDI for being a fat piece of shit that shat a fat piece of shit...and failed.

bansheebomber | 14

#873274 - Friday 19 February 2010 09:57

lawl

con5 | 0

#989620 - Sunday 9 May 2010 04:49

haha, shat

By lickmyjock | 0

#754632 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:47

My favorite ones that take like 1 second to unload all of it. Best feeling ever. Another time I weighed myself before and after I took a shit. I lost 2 lbs.

By 1800getalife | 0

#754638 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:55

now this one needs a plunger lmao

CallMeHush | 0

#754868 - Monday 4 January 2010 05:07

^^^ good one!

By SenGaeriel | 3

#754641 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:59

LMAO!!

By Spac3Ghost | 0

#754642 - Monday 4 January 2010 01:01

hahahahaha!!!!!!! im guessing you didnt finish =) lol i can imagine (pushing) oh yes, its coming out!!! wait.. ah ah ah ah aaaahhh!!!!! haha =) im guessing you ended up on the floor in pain with shit coming out? =) this made my day =) shame =)