Miscellaneous: Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her...

By fmlsrslyahhh - 06/09/2011 19:40 - Singapore

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By melean - 04/10/2010 06:37 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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eltapatio16 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:13

You deserve an apology.

SlimShady167 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:13

Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL

Comments

HeyImJuli 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:21

OP- "ma'am, ma'am, u dropped ur wallet!" Strange demented lady- "OMIGAWD GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK THEIF!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! POLICE POLICE, THIS MAN STOLE MY WALLET AND IS NOW TRYING TO SEXUALLY ABUSE ME!! POLICE!" That's what I pictured when I read this FML

BbqKirbyAnn 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:41

25: this comment put the silver lining back in my life

Bman54 19

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:24

Wow, she's a dumbass. Why would someone who stole your wallet run after you to give it back?

lamAzn 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:03

to ask for some pocket change.

ziepher 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:25

Have her charged with assualt. No rational reason to be hitting people, even if it's with a hot dog, think that ought to hit it home to the psycho. Seriously... who raised these people?

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:26

I've said it many times, and I'll say it many more times. Kindaness is seldom repayed, darling. It's best either to do nothing, or to just be the criminal they wish to make you out to be.