Exactly, don't snowboard if you think it's a kiddy hill, its a bunny hill

Or ya know OP just needs practice not everyones a pro...

Ever been to magic mountain by chance?

At least you piss or shit your pants when you passed out! :D

*didn't* Woops!

I used to be afraid to snowboard, then i grew some balls

Probably everyone falls down several times when he practises that...

Skiing FTW

I agree, if you actually pass out from fear on a bunny hill there's no point in continuing on to learn the sport.

OP should've said " I used to be able to snowboard... but then I took an arrow to the knee." gotta love that over used joke :)

Yeah really it's time to stop. It's the best thing on earth, but you have to go balls out to be successful.

I fractured my wrist their the first run on my new snowboard :( Couldnt ride till next year, not as bad as that though.. Maybe try a new sport?

Actually the correct term is bunny hill. Just saying.

why would it matter?

The one made of bunnies is less bumpy than the one made of kids.

^^hahah awesome, thumbed you up to a zero!

Did the same to you!^

That pun overload

Well done,you pretty much covered all of them.

Chill out with the puns #3

I think I got permanent brain freeze from reading all of those cold weather puns.....

41- Did you just tell DocBastard to "chill"? Woah. And furthermore, you made another pun. Congrats

That was the point of the post. :/ He missed chill!

Yep, and don't be ashamed, I wouldn't even make it to the kiddy hill, I'm a pansy when it comes to that stuff

My first time I just fell alot.how do u pass out when you are moving slower than a run?

Around mid 90s I believe, the boyband era

Not to be confused with the 'Justin Bieber' era?

Or the "I think I'm so special I have to tell you about everything I do" twitter era. Give it a break, no one cares what you had for lunch.

... Why are you purposefully reading fmls if that's your attitude?

^^fighting words

I have never Tweeted about my lunch, dinner, breakfast or any meal or bodily function as others suggest.

Hell yeah!

GoW_Chick- is Twitter really that bad? Lol My family in other states have been trying to get me to create a Twitter account.. But I've heard it's annoying as hell too! Is that what the #______ thing comes from??

It is that bad, but that's just my opinion on twitter.

Amen #5

How is that worse? It'd be more understandable, because it's a harder slope.

Because he wouldn't have stacked it in front of people he knows, hence no ribbing. It's called a joke, geez.

Lol I like your logic

... While going down hill on a bigger hill!!! PS OP, your user name said it all lol

LOVE IT! That FML was the first one I ever added to my favorites! Lol

Lol totally remember that one!!