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wow, unlucky much.
don't worry, she will depart sooner than you, OP..
'B', 'lil', and 'ur' aren't words, Erika. Better start listening in English class.
yes, lets get on fml and comment on every grammatical and spelling error
agreed, grammar nazi STFU! No one cares...except you because you have no life
79 - Really? I have no life. I don't know where you get off saying that, since you know absolutely nothing about me.
You don't really know much about them either. Just saying.
85- I never claimed to. 87- Grammar*
Hey, I care. Without grammar, you might as well say goodbye to any possible chance of getting a job.
...I'm Jewish... Op, looks like you have had a poopy day , but get some ice cream and watch a movie. And make it chocolate. ;)
^ I'm also Jewish. So?
let's face it princess if your arguing in fml you don't have a life
well guess what, I do have a job :)
96 - So do I. Your point being?
I was replying to the Jewish guy lol, not you
Then type the number of who you're replying to.
god.. just.. stop
No, that actually doesn't prove I have no life. It proves I'm stuck at home tonight because I had a few assignments to work on. The assignments were to be typed, and my msn is on, so the email notifications pop up. I answer them when I get around to them. Nice try, though. I did manage to get two full assignments done.
If it were my money, the only thing striking would have been a coconut upside her head.
conflict is funny at times
93 - how is op supposed to buy an ice cream? the wallet just got stolen :O
What did you learn today?
that old people suck and should be put down?
That old people should be thrown into a fire?
That old people can kick ass!
That's right! They should be avoided at all times, especially when you're carrying cash. I bet the old hag that stole your money has had bad experience with teens. She makes up for it by stealing because she knows she won't get caught! There're multiplying around the world. It's becoming worse, lol!
Soylent green anyone?
I learned that old people can get away with anything, that sponges can take baths, and that penguins are not native to Wyoming; just their zoos.
Bring your own lunch. School food sucks anyways. You would if lost your money both ways.
lol thts bad haha
She probably needs it more then you so shame on your or being selfish and wanting to eat.
Fail troll is fail?
**** you. old bitchs are bitchs :o
what r u talking about shame on him it's his Money he needs to eat dumbass
I honestly think 4 was joking
i honestly think I would have punched her lights out :| I'm very protective of my food :|
are you kiddin? old people are lame and selfish. what does she need it for? buying tampons her dried up uterus doesn't need?
4 is the saggy old bitch who took the OP's money!! everyone club her to death !!
hmmmm...sarcastic, much??
Wow this guy really pissed people off. If it got this many replies I would definitely say it was a successful troll
Bum lunch off of your friends for the day & then just bring lunch the rest of the week. Unless your school is renowned for the quality of Cafeteria food, you won't be missing much.
Smack the cop too! :)
should have *
Mean ol' lady! D:
What a bitch!
agreed
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wow, unlucky much.
Bring your own lunch. School food sucks anyways. You would if lost your money both ways.