Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
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Tell her she’s not practicing social distancing which could be considered a misdemeanor in some areas! Lol

at least you handled it well

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I'm not sure of the nuances of "citizen's arrest," but I believe that lady has the right to incarcerate you or marry you. Good luck doing the time!

Tell her she’s not practicing social distancing which could be considered a misdemeanor in some areas! Lol

He bumped her in the first place!

at least you handled it well

ydi because you didn't punt her ass the second she grabbed you.