By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest
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FYL but hey...you gotta do what you gotta do. She understands hopefully
Even if she understands, don't u have to be in a certain mood to get intimate/enjoy it?(I'm assuming...) I think she'll think about it every time they decide to get intimate, & will have a hard time not thinking about their last time. but at least he didn't evacuate his bowels on her, the bed, or the floor... THAT would have been worse, especially if it was on her!
#19 oh for crying out loud. I'm sure she can get over that, it's not a big deal. The guy got sick, that's all. Honestly she'd be really shallow if she cannot erase that from her memory or keep that at a funny story to laugh about together. I would not care and I'm a girl.
My boyfriend has IBS and sometimes will have to get up and go to the washroom for a while. He apologizes every time and I just tell him I want him to feel better. Once he showers we get back to sexy time. Some girls are like me and will understand, so hope it works out for you OP!
Yeah, but 28, she may keep thinking about it and have a hard time keeping a straight face, and he'll know she's thinking about what happened last time, and have trouble performing. How'd you feel if a girl just started laughing while you were trying your best to seduce her? She may not be laughing at you exactly, but at the sounds she heard the last time she was around you, and maybe she didn't find it repulsive, but too funny to keep out of her head, and now can't keep a straight face while around you, especially while doing the thing that brought about the last bout of bowel evacuation. It IS funny, but also VERY embarrassing for the person who did it. He may lose the mood, and she may be trying so hard not to laugh, she can't concentrate on what's going on right in front of her. (But then again, I really don't know that much about this, so I'm just assuming here, and yes, I know what happens when people assume.) Maybe I AM over-thinking... I do tend to over-think And I said that at least he didn't go on her, the bed or the floor, because THAT would have been bad. He made it to the restroom, so all is well if they can keep straight faces...
My boyfriend has gotten all kinds of sick when I've gone to his house several times, but I'm not so shallow that he disgusts me because of it. I've had a crazy runny nose, diarrhea, and vomiting, but that's what happens to people. When he kisses me, I don't think "Ew, he barfs out this much," or some shit. If you can't accept that people get sick, you need to grow up.
& I didn't mean my comment as "eww, he just took a dump." I meant "haha I can't stop thinking about the sounds I heard coming out of the bathroom long enough to keep a straight face...and he may get too self conscious...& she'll keep trying to stay serious and be so busy with that that she's unable to get in the right mood"
If ur gf is that immature, ur too young. And remember. Up the bum no babies. If u get there.
The first part: FML. The second: If she doesn't like you because you have to take a shit, that's on her. Just clean out the toilet and spray axe (or equivalent) all over the toilet bowl.
You will! My boyfriend farts in front of me all the time, we'll be laying down and he just starts farting, and he can still