By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML
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Stupid cop! What did he think you were going to get for a couple of dollars? I don’t even think you can get a handy for that!

Pure speculation. Hookers are one area where I won’t jump at the low-ball offer.

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Stupid cop! What did he think you were going to get for a couple of dollars? I don’t even think you can get a handy for that!

Pure speculation. Hookers are one area where I won’t jump at the low-ball offer.

..and that's the truth your Honor

ya that's just bs. that's why I quit being so nice and over helpful. it gets you no where.