Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML
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eltapatio16
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You deserve an apology.
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SlimShady167
| 3
Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL
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eltapatio16
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You deserve an apology.
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schpanki
| 11
Indeed, YDI! (the apology, of course)
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SCREAM4meeee
| 0
People are fucking stupid.
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
And more...
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NKG7896
| 3
yeah that womens probly just going to drop it again. What a dumbass
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changesinme
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she treated you a hotdog didn't she! kicking you in the groin was just her way of saying thank you! well, apart from you being in the police station
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7mood75
| 7
What's with the chasing here on FML lately?
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CHizzy963369
| 3
What a bitch. At least you didnt get convicted of stealing
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tjv3
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no good deed goes unpunished . next time just throw it away or maybe start yelling at the person before you get there that they dropped it. I would file assault charges just because she was a douch
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swimchica22
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32- she sent him to the police station because she was impressed with his bravery and wanted to offer him a job as head police officer.
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stro88
| 6
Shoulda dropped kicked that ho and ran away again with the wallet. I'm sure you coulda used the money :-) no one can say you didn't try bud.
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fatgirllovesfml
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Karma well do the rest ;)
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Damn_Hippster
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Who do you think you are doing good deeds like that?! (sarcasm)
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Damn_Hippster
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Who do you think you are doing good deeds like that?! (sarcasm)
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Hhhh. Didn't mean to post that twice :p
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EvilPotato
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what kind of a robber would that be anyway, steal your stuff then he show it to you.
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krazy_glu3
| 0
People nowadays are making it hard to do good deeds. Sheesh
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GardeningHoes
| 0
Wait... Is that why I always get caught?
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GardeningHoes
| 0
That was meant for 102
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xSwaGKinGx
| 0
in this kind of economy humanity is a shame
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Jammy01jams
| 2
57 - my motto is that first four words
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Phree chili!!
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Daralea
| 21
agree with tjv3. Assault charges FTW!
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SlimShady167
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Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL
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imaberry95
| 0
You should have kicked her bitch ass
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MichellinMan
| 20
More like a fat bitch.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
Rofl 2 ur pic goes perfect with ur comment
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Uncle_Moe_Lester
| 3
Op I'm guessing you read fmls if ur posting so this is totally a YDI because this app has proven that you can't help anyone these days
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Euronymous93
| 29
Stupid bitch doesn't deserve good people like you helping her if she's just going to be ungrateful and rude to you, OP.
Hope everything was sorted out!
Hope everything was sorted out!
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Bravo11
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Shouldn't Steal Then. Duh.
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ImmaB3AST
| 7
Why Do People Talk Like This? What's The Point...?
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Bravo11
| 14
Shit. I know it's lame. I couldn't think of anything and got excited to stumble upon a chance to be first. I didn't want to say FIRST! :D Though...cause that's worse. I failed either way though. I apologize to my fellow FMLers.
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skata
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40- what is the point of your comment?
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Bravo11
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Lol nothing now. My original post was #3. it's no longer there. It was instantly thumbed down multiple times.
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KentuckyRebel92
| 8
Dont Pick it up next time
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MagicallyFat
| 12
No good deed goes unpunished. Sorry to hear
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sxe_beast
| 11
Actually just keep it next time.
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GlitteryMasakali
| 1
"no good deed goes unpunished"
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GlitteryMasakali
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88 I'm sorry for my unintentional copying of your post. I shouldve read before posting.
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Georgieeporgiee
| 9
Next time just keep it
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jajajapun
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What do you mean by "next time"? It's not like she's going to drop her wallet around him ever again.
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sxe_beast
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I meant next time you see an innocently dropped wallet just keep it. Lesson learned.
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failsammich
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this sounds like something in a movie
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jumikate
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No... not really.
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If that was in a movie the movie would be bullshit
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Duladian
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She deserves to have had it taken!
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JPChiQYaya
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7 - Cool story bro ; tell it again.
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Duladian
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Sorry, apparently it double posted. I'd delete it if I knew how.
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Duladian
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She deserves to have had it taken!
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yojo62
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So your picture of you aiming a gun is allowed but mine of just holding a bazooka isn't lol
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DrewsFML
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ikr, look's like he's making a last stand a Waco for chrissakes and that pic is okay?
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R4P3DwithALOHA
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thts un fair
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Duladian
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I'm actually sitting in a friends room in iraq >_>
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WTSchool
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Was the hotdog okay?
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ArcadePie
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Was that suppose to make me laugh?
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WTSchool
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Was I asking for a bitch comment?
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leadman1989
| 15
That made me laugh.
:)
:)
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AnagenisisZagus
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26, Is he supposed to care about how you feel?
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amoscore
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The fact that this comment got so many thumbs down made me laugh.
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sccrismyantidrg
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#8 made me giggle out loud :)
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False_Stupidity
| 41
8 is naturally concerned about the welfare of the poor hotdog who was the victim in this FML...
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False_Stupidity
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8 is naturally concerned about the welfare of the poor hotdog who was the victim in this FML...
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ThreeSheetsGone
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No good deed goes unpunished, OP. It's a crazy world we live in.
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Jammy01jams
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My motto :D
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ImmaB3AST
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nothing good comes out of being nice.
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TylerOMFG
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But most of the time it is.
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KennKenn
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Nice guys always finish last. If you know what I mean.