FML : Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce...

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Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fmlsrslyahhh / Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:40 / Singapore

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By eltapatio16 | 5

#3248641 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:13

You deserve an apology.

By SlimShady167 | 3

#3248643 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:13

Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL

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By eltapatio16 | 5

#3248641 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:13

You deserve an apology.

schpanki | 11

#3248678 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:16

Indeed, YDI! (the apology, of course)

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3248708 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:19

People are fucking stupid.

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3248741 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:24

And more...

NKG7896 | 3

#3248749 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:25

yeah that womens probly just going to drop it again. What a dumbass

changesinme | 0

#3248753 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:25

she treated you a hotdog didn't she! kicking you in the groin was just her way of saying thank you! well, apart from you being in the police station

7mood75 | 7

#3248765 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:26

What's with the chasing here on FML lately?

CHizzy963369 | 3

#3248882 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:44

What a bitch. At least you didnt get convicted of stealing

tjv3 | 10

#3248917 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:49

no good deed goes unpunished . next time just throw it away or maybe start yelling at the person before you get there that they dropped it. I would file assault charges just because she was a douch

swimchica22 | 0

#3248920 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:50

32- she sent him to the police station because she was impressed with his bravery and wanted to offer him a job as head police officer.

stro88 | 6

#3249128 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:33

Shoulda dropped kicked that ho and ran away again with the wallet. I'm sure you coulda used the money :-) no one can say you didn't try bud.

fatgirllovesfml | 0

#3249296 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:16

Karma well do the rest ;)

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3249386 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:38

Who do you think you are doing good deeds like that?! (sarcasm)

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3249389 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:38

Who do you think you are doing good deeds like that?! (sarcasm)

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3249400 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:42

Hhhh. Didn't mean to post that twice :p

EvilPotato | 14

#3249451 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:52

what kind of a robber would that be anyway, steal your stuff then he show it to you.

krazy_glu3 | 0

#3249465 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:55

People nowadays are making it hard to do good deeds. Sheesh

GardeningHoes | 0

#3249670 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:56

Wait... Is that why I always get caught?

GardeningHoes | 0

#3249694 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:03

That was meant for 102

xSwaGKinGx | 0

#3249906 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:49

in this kind of economy humanity is a shame

Jammy01jams | 2

#3250157 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:50

57 - my motto is that first four words

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3250908 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:27

Phree chili!!

Daralea | 21

#3252752 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:59

agree with tjv3. Assault charges FTW!

By SlimShady167 | 3

#3248643 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:13

Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL

imaberry95 | 0

#3248877 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:42

You should have kicked her bitch ass

MichellinMan | 20

#3249356 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:31

More like a fat bitch.

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3249672 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:56

Rofl 2 ur pic goes perfect with ur comment

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#3250119 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:43

Op I'm guessing you read fmls if ur posting so this is totally a YDI because this app has proven that you can't help anyone these days

Euronymous93 | 29

#5629576 - Friday 16 August 2013 3:49

Stupid bitch doesn't deserve good people like you helping her if she's just going to be ungrateful and rude to you, OP.
Hope everything was sorted out!

By Bravo11 | 14

#3248644 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:14

Shouldn't Steal Then. Duh.

ImmaB3AST | 7

#3248704 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:18

Why Do People Talk Like This? What's The Point...?

Bravo11 | 14

#3248784 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:28

Shit. I know it's lame. I couldn't think of anything and got excited to stumble upon a chance to be first. I didn't want to say FIRST! :D Though...cause that's worse. I failed either way though. I apologize to my fellow FMLers.

skata | 4

#3249881 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:44

40- what is the point of your comment?

Bravo11 | 14

#3253388 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 20:53

Lol nothing now. My original post was #3. it's no longer there. It was instantly thumbed down multiple times.

By KentuckyRebel92 | 8

#3248647 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:14

Dont Pick it up next time

MagicallyFat | 12

#3249253 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:05

No good deed goes unpunished. Sorry to hear

sxe_beast | 11

#3249526 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:13

Actually just keep it next time.

GlitteryMasakali | 1

#3250751 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:31

"no good deed goes unpunished"

GlitteryMasakali | 1

#3250756 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:34

88 I'm sorry for my unintentional copying of your post. I shouldve read before posting.

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3250989 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:18

Next time just keep it

jajajapun | 5

#3252321 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 16:20

What do you mean by "next time"? It's not like she's going to drop her wallet around him ever again.

sxe_beast | 11

#3254476 - Thursday 8 September 2011 0:42

I meant next time you see an innocently dropped wallet just keep it. Lesson learned.

By failsammich | 0

#3248651 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:14

this sounds like something in a movie

jumikate | 0

#3249988 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:05

No... not really.

lifesucks1234567_fml | 2

#3250792 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:47

If that was in a movie the movie would be bullshit

By Duladian | 19

#3248653 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

She deserves to have had it taken!

JPChiQYaya | 0

#3248790 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:29

7 - Cool story bro ; tell it again.

Duladian | 19

#3248909 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:47

Sorry, apparently it double posted. I'd delete it if I knew how.

By Duladian | 19

#3248655 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

She deserves to have had it taken!

yojo62 | 5

#3248966 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:01

So your picture of you aiming a gun is allowed but mine of just holding a bazooka isn't lol

DrewsFML | 8

#3249690 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:03

ikr, look's like he's making a last stand a Waco for chrissakes and that pic is okay?

R4P3DwithALOHA | 0

#3251404 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:39

thts un fair

Duladian | 19

#3256647 - Thursday 8 September 2011 9:37

I'm actually sitting in a friends room in iraq >_>

By WTSchool | 0

#3248656 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

Was the hotdog okay?

ArcadePie | 10

#3248726 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:22

Was that suppose to make me laugh?

WTSchool | 0

#3248792 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:29

Was I asking for a bitch comment?

leadman1989 | 15

#3248943 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:56

That made me laugh.

:)

AnagenisisZagus | 13

#3250262 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:08

26, Is he supposed to care about how you feel?

amoscore | 5

#3251879 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 13:58

The fact that this comment got so many thumbs down made me laugh.

sccrismyantidrg | 4

#3253066 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:26

#8 made me giggle out loud :)

False_Stupidity | 41

#3253344 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 20:45

8 is naturally concerned about the welfare of the poor hotdog who was the victim in this FML...

False_Stupidity | 41

#3253357 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 20:46

8 is naturally concerned about the welfare of the poor hotdog who was the victim in this FML...

By ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3248658 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

No good deed goes unpunished, OP. It's a crazy world we live in.

Jammy01jams | 2

#3250169 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:52

My motto :D

By ImmaB3AST | 7

#3248659 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

nothing good comes out of being nice.

TylerOMFG | 7

#3249164 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:43

But most of the time it is.

KennKenn | 0

#3251602 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 12:21

Nice guys always finish last. If you know what I mean.

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