By fmlsrslyahhh - 06/09/2011 19:40 - Singapore

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 495
You deserved it 3 010

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eltapatio16 5

You deserve an apology.

SlimShady167 3

Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL


eltapatio16 5

You deserve an apology.

Indeed, YDI! (the apology, of course)

People are fucking stupid.

ImFrackinBored 13

And more...

yeah that womens probly just going to drop it again. What a dumbass

she treated you a hotdog didn't she! kicking you in the groin was just her way of saying thank you! well, apart from you being in the police station

What's with the chasing here on FML lately?

CHizzy963369 3

What a bitch. At least you didnt get convicted of stealing

tjv3 10

no good deed goes unpunished . next time just throw it away or maybe start yelling at the person before you get there that they dropped it. I would file assault charges just because she was a douch

swimchica22 0

32- she sent him to the police station because she was impressed with his bravery and wanted to offer him a job as head police officer.

Shoulda dropped kicked that ho and ran away again with the wallet. I'm sure you coulda used the money :-) no one can say you didn't try bud.

Karma well do the rest ;)

Damn_Hippster 11

Who do you think you are doing good deeds like that?! (sarcasm)

Damn_Hippster 11

Who do you think you are doing good deeds like that?! (sarcasm)

Damn_Hippster 11

Hhhh. Didn't mean to post that twice :p

what kind of a robber would that be anyway, steal your stuff then he show it to you.

krazy_glu3 0

People nowadays are making it hard to do good deeds. Sheesh

Wait... Is that why I always get caught?

That was meant for 102

in this kind of economy humanity is a shame

Jammy01jams 2

57 - my motto is that first four words

Phree chili!!

agree with tjv3. Assault charges FTW!

SlimShady167 3

Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL

You should have kicked her bitch ass

MichellinMan 20

More like a fat bitch.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Rofl 2 ur pic goes perfect with ur comment

Op I'm guessing you read fmls if ur posting so this is totally a YDI because this app has proven that you can't help anyone these days

Stupid bitch doesn't deserve good people like you helping her if she's just going to be ungrateful and rude to you, OP. Hope everything was sorted out!

Shouldn't Steal Then. Duh.

ImmaB3AST 7

Why Do People Talk Like This? What's The Point...?

Shit. I know it's lame. I couldn't think of anything and got excited to stumble upon a chance to be first. I didn't want to say FIRST! :D Though...cause that's worse. I failed either way though. I apologize to my fellow FMLers.

skata 4

40- what is the point of your comment?

Lol nothing now. My original post was #3. it's no longer there. It was instantly thumbed down multiple times.

KentuckyRebel92 8

Dont Pick it up next time

No good deed goes unpunished. Sorry to hear

sxe_beast 11

Actually just keep it next time.

GlitteryMasakali 1

"no good deed goes unpunished"

GlitteryMasakali 1

88 I'm sorry for my unintentional copying of your post. I shouldve read before posting.

Georgieeporgiee 9

Next time just keep it

What do you mean by "next time"? It's not like she's going to drop her wallet around him ever again.

sxe_beast 11

I meant next time you see an innocently dropped wallet just keep it. Lesson learned.

this sounds like something in a movie

No... not really.

If that was in a movie the movie would be bullshit

She deserves to have had it taken!

7 - Cool story bro ; tell it again.

Sorry, apparently it double posted. I'd delete it if I knew how.

She deserves to have had it taken!

So your picture of you aiming a gun is allowed but mine of just holding a bazooka isn't lol

ikr, look's like he's making a last stand a Waco for chrissakes and that pic is okay?

thts un fair

I'm actually sitting in a friends room in iraq >_>

WTSchool 0

Was the hotdog okay?

Was that suppose to make me laugh?

WTSchool 0

Was I asking for a bitch comment?

leadman1989 15

That made me laugh. :)

26, Is he supposed to care about how you feel?

The fact that this comment got so many thumbs down made me laugh.

sccrismyantidrg 4

#8 made me giggle out loud :)

8 is naturally concerned about the welfare of the poor hotdog who was the victim in this FML...

8 is naturally concerned about the welfare of the poor hotdog who was the victim in this FML...

No good deed goes unpunished, OP. It's a crazy world we live in.

Jammy01jams 2

My motto :D

ImmaB3AST 7

nothing good comes out of being nice.

TylerOMFG 7

But most of the time it is.

KennKenn 0

Nice guys always finish last. If you know what I mean.