Work, Intimacy and Pranks: Thanks for the pranks

Thanks for the pranks

By jellybeans - 21/03/2021 21:31

Today, I've been sexting a mysterious guy from New Jersey. I was getting hot, so I decided to say, "I want you to be my first." Suddenly, my officemate who was two desks away from me waved her phone in hand and shouted, "You're a virgin?" FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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You deserved it 1 746

By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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You deserved it 18 993

Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

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You deserved it 40 776

By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 8 607

By Wallz99 - 19/04/2013 06:00 - Pakistan - Plot

Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 344

You deserved it 23 339

By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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You deserved it 97 089

Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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You deserved it 10 744

Whatsapp? Not much

By Cat - 12/04/2019 19:00 - Greece - Athens

Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 34 426

By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

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rainbowdonnareed 18

Monday 22 March 2021 6:07

How long had you been sexting this person? No actual phone calls? Just some random person and you want to lose your virginity to? Seriously?! Have you never seen any crime show?

cuz803 44

Sunday 21 March 2021 22:43

Sexting is a dangerous gamble alone. Even with a spouse. Doing it with a mysterious stranger is just plain ridiculous. Hope you're not the victim of revenge **** but you had it 'coming'.

Comments

cuz803 44

Sunday 21 March 2021 22:43

Sexting is a dangerous gamble alone. Even with a spouse. Doing it with a mysterious stranger is just plain ridiculous. Hope you're not the victim of revenge **** but you had it 'coming'.

mayaklast 12

Monday 22 March 2021 10:07

No, she hadn't. Being naive doesn't put the responsability on the victim. It's her coworker's fault and nothing excuses what she's done even though sexting a mysterious stranger is not the brightest of ideas.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Monday 22 March 2021 5:29

Where is Nev when you need him?

rainbowdonnareed 18

Monday 22 March 2021 6:07

How long had you been sexting this person? No actual phone calls? Just some random person and you want to lose your virginity to? Seriously?! Have you never seen any crime show?

giraffe_poop 8

Monday 22 March 2021 7:52

Get some self esteem.

mayaklast 12

Monday 22 March 2021 10:05

Are you working in a kindergarten? Your coworker is a moron, but you probably should stop sending compromising messages to strangers... you can't trust anyone, a lot of people are deeply stupid and really quite awful.