Thanks for the pranks

By jellybeans - 21/03/2021 21:31

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Today, I've been sexting a mysterious guy from New Jersey. I was getting hot, so I decided to say, "I want you to be my first." Suddenly, my officemate who was two desks away from me waved her phone in hand and shouted, "You're a virgin?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 466
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How long had you been sexting this person? No actual phone calls? Just some random person and you want to lose your virginity to? Seriously?! Have you never seen any crime show?

Sexting is a dangerous gamble alone. Even with a spouse. Doing it with a mysterious stranger is just plain ridiculous. Hope you're not the victim of revenge porn but you had it 'coming'.

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Sexting is a dangerous gamble alone. Even with a spouse. Doing it with a mysterious stranger is just plain ridiculous. Hope you're not the victim of revenge porn but you had it 'coming'.

No, she hadn't. Being naive doesn't put the responsability on the victim. It's her coworker's fault and nothing excuses what she's done even though sexting a mysterious stranger is not the brightest of ideas.

Where is Nev when you need him?

How long had you been sexting this person? No actual phone calls? Just some random person and you want to lose your virginity to? Seriously?! Have you never seen any crime show?

giraffe_poop 8

Get some self esteem.

Are you working in a kindergarten? Your coworker is a moron, but you probably should stop sending compromising messages to strangers... you can't trust anyone, a lot of people are deeply stupid and really quite awful.

Don't go sexting people based on photos alone. And now that you've learned this lesson, smack your co-worker for catfishing you.

Work isn't the place for that.

Just think of the big pile of money you'll get from the sexual harassment lawsuit you file.