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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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One more and it's business time
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Nomnommuffin's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuckalltwitardsintheface - / Thursday 20 September 2012 21:34 / United States - Lindsey

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By twinkletoes - / Monday 17 September 2012 06:32 / United States

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By identitychangeplease / Wednesday 19 September 2012 20:41 / Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sprtsgeek13 / Thursday 13 September 2012 12:37 / United States - Camden

Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tiredeolfatty - / Friday 21 September 2012 02:40 / Canada - Calgary

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