By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 594
You deserved it 82

Top comments

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....


Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

cant remember last Time i had sex with Bacon

If the bacon was female then your all good.

phreshboi 1

I think this speaks for all fat people who can't get laid

its time to reconsider that diet eh? ;)

jrkarikas 0

bacon oohhhh ohhh OOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOH...... mmmmm bacon.....

I lauughed for 2min when I saw this I guess you just like em fat n greasy

bonicr 0

558 maybe he's giving up bacon to stay skinny and clean and had the dream because he misses it and because he's a ****ing creeper... you never know.

WJCool 0

lol ihope it was delicious hahaha.

no ppl its more like he would **** a pig FOR bacon lmao

Please tell me that 'bacon' is your nickname for something else other than actual bacon.

650 hells yea!!! and I'm god too, I kick puppies and small children off bridges... wait…

#532, one would think I'd remember that too. B-)

#570 the bacon or the... Liquids •_•

ffpoisongirl 0

Yeah, sounds about right. Hahahahaha.

Silas_fml 0

The kind of love that kills.

StrangeSpider 0

is there a kind that doesnt kill? they dont say "till death do us part" for no reason.

Oooooh, I like bacon. But not like that.... Jet

thisishilarious 0

Damn that bacon for being so damn sexy!!!

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

harlehatschi 0

well bacon IS pretty awesome. just be glad you weren't dreaming about cabbage or grits or something gross like that

You are definitely not from the south. Grits is just what everyone eats.

NailQueen2 7

I was born and raised in the south and I don't like grits.

infernno 23

At first, I misread it, thought it said girls instead of grits...

My kind of man. On the bright side, if someone ever asks you what you dreamt of, you don't have to lie.