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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wtfdreams - / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 / United States

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By MoonTiger | 4

#205961 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some fucked up dude o_O

By JackR1104 | 0

#205987 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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By MoonTiger | 4

#205961 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some fucked up dude o_O

You_Just_Failed | 0

#955614 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:42

cant remember last Time i had sex with Bacon

Wolfex999 | 0

#963725 - Friday 19 March 2010 4:23

If the bacon was female then your all good.

phreshboi | 1

#974979 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:02

I think this speaks for all fat people who can't get laid

MW2_St3F4N | 0

#982190 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 4:13

#532 lmao

Aquatics | 0

#989318 - Saturday 8 May 2010 5:41

its time to reconsider that diet eh? ;)

CvBobo | 0

#1001575 - Saturday 22 May 2010 0:51

MMM Bacon = ) oh yeah ; ) lolz jk

jrkarikas | 0

#1031248 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 22:01

bacon oohhhh ohhh OOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOH...... mmmmm bacon.....

c00lsk8erboi | 7

#1079021 - Sunday 11 July 2010 15:26

the correct way to spell it is "cum"

zanguard | 0

#1112293 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 6:04

I lauughed for 2min when I saw this
I guess you just like em fat n greasy

bonicr | 0

#1149718 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:19

558 maybe he's giving up bacon to stay skinny and clean and had the dream because he misses it and because he's a ****ing creeper... you never know.

DiscountDJ25 | 0

#1186362 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:16

Bacongasm.

WJCool | 0

#1298111 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 5:45

lol ihope it was delicious hahaha.

Ihatethesenames | 0

#2327687 - Monday 11 April 2011 2:03

pig :)

Sassybq1 | 13

#2531833 - Thursday 19 May 2011 4:55

no ppl its more like he would fuck a pig FOR bacon lmao

Trololololololo_fml | 7

#2814312 - Sunday 3 July 2011 19:22

Please tell me that 'bacon' is your nickname for something else other than actual bacon.

v1n1c1u5 | 0

#2844008 - Friday 8 July 2011 3:30

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

coldblood | 4

#2997783 - Saturday 30 July 2011 2:05

wait orgasms at bacon are uncommon?

toqwert | 0

#3066311 - Monday 8 August 2011 22:49

650 hells yea!!! and I'm god too, I kick puppies and small children off bridges... wait…

lucy9897 | 6

#3154258 - Sunday 21 August 2011 21:10

Me likey the meat :)

Omit | 4

#3193246 - Sunday 28 August 2011 6:00

Probably a redneck

BaconBoy75 | 2

#3716147 - Sunday 11 December 2011 19:06

#532, one would think I'd remember that too. B-)

TheAwkHawk | 14

#5489743 - Monday 13 May 2013 8:30

#532 I can •_•

TheAwkHawk | 14

#5489744 - Monday 13 May 2013 8:32

#570 the bacon or the... Liquids •_•

aimzskee | 30

#6001739 - Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:05

I bet the dream was sizzling.

weezypanda420 | 22

#6446210 - Tuesday 27 October 2015 19:29

Sounds quite sexy

By ffpoisongirl | 0

#205962 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:02

Yeah, sounds about right. Hahahahaha.

GreatGeak | 8

#1719883 - Thursday 18 November 2010 19:20

agreed. bacon rocks!

92910bg | 4

#3328808 - Thursday 22 September 2011 16:47

Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips

By cinderelly | 0

#205963 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:02

LOL! sexy bacon.

maloneybabe13 | 0

#986199 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 5:44

very sexy bacon lol

Rachel_Vikram | 0

#2107199 - Monday 21 February 2011 13:50

Smoky

By Silas_fml | 0

#205967 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:02

The kind of love that kills.

StrangeSpider | 0

#480919 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:43

is there a kind that doesnt kill? they dont say "till death do us part" for no reason.

By Jethro_fml | 0

#205974 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:03

Oooooh, I like bacon. But not like that....

Jet

By thisishilarious | 0

#205981 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:05

now how fat are you?

By Foxtooth | 0

#205984 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:06

Damn that bacon for being so damn sexy!!!

By JackR1104 | 0

#205987 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

evan40111 | 0

#1706940 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:50

It is.I once had a dream about my new dirt bike and I came...

bcih | 0

#3178784 - Thursday 25 August 2011 21:57

hahahahaa

By harlehatschi | 0

#205992 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:09

well bacon IS pretty awesome. just be glad you weren't dreaming about cabbage or grits or something gross like that

ichikibobivopula | 0

#2375888 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:42

what you saying about grits?

AMCJEEP | 10

#3862341 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:36

You are definitely not from the south. Grits is just what everyone eats.

NailQueen2 | 7

#4479114 - Friday 25 May 2012 5:16

I was born and raised in the south and I don't like grits.

infernno | 23

#4778411 - Monday 6 August 2012 6:19

At first, I misread it, thought it said girls instead of grits...

By Aryss | 0

#205997 - Sunday 17 May 2009 16:12

My kind of man. On the bright side, if someone ever asks you what you dreamt of, you don't have to lie.

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