By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4
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Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some fucked up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0
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Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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MoonTiger 4
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Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some fucked up dude o_O

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You_Just_Failed 0
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cant remember last Time i had sex with Bacon

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Wolfex999 0
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If the bacon was female then your all good.

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phreshboi 1
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I think this speaks for all fat people who can't get laid

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Aquatics 0
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its time to reconsider that diet eh? ;)

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CvBobo 0
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MMM Bacon = ) oh yeah ; ) lolz jk

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jrkarikas 0
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bacon oohhhh ohhh OOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOH...... mmmmm bacon.....

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c00lsk8erboi 7
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the correct way to spell it is "cum"

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zanguard 0
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I lauughed for 2min when I saw this I guess you just like em fat n greasy

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bonicr 0
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558 maybe he's giving up bacon to stay skinny and clean and had the dream because he misses it and because he's a ****ing creeper... you never know.

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WJCool 0
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lol ihope it was delicious hahaha.

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Sassybq1 13
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no ppl its more like he would fuck a pig FOR bacon lmao

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Trololololololo_fml 7
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Please tell me that 'bacon' is your nickname for something else other than actual bacon.

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coldblood 4
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wait orgasms at bacon are uncommon?

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toqwert 0
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650 hells yea!!! and I'm god too, I kick puppies and small children off bridges... wait…

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lucy9897 6
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Me likey the meat :)

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Omit 4
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Probably a redneck

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BaconBoy75 2
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#532, one would think I'd remember that too. B-)

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TheAwkHawk 14
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#532 I can •_•

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TheAwkHawk 14
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#570 the bacon or the... Liquids •_•

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aimzskee 30
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I bet the dream was sizzling.

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weezypanda420 22
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Sounds quite sexy

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ffpoisongirl 0
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Yeah, sounds about right. Hahahahaha.

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GreatGeak 8
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agreed. bacon rocks!

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92910bg 4
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Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips

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Silas_fml 0
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The kind of love that kills.

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StrangeSpider 0
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is there a kind that doesnt kill? they dont say "till death do us part" for no reason.

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Jethro_fml 0
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Oooooh, I like bacon. But not like that.... Jet

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thisishilarious 0
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now how fat are you?

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Foxtooth 0
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Damn that bacon for being so damn sexy!!!

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JackR1104 0
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Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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evan40111 0
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It is.I once had a dream about my new dirt bike and I came...

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bcih 0
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hahahahaa

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harlehatschi 0
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well bacon IS pretty awesome. just be glad you weren't dreaming about cabbage or grits or something gross like that

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ichikibobivopula 0
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what you saying about grits?

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AMCJEEP 10
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You are definitely not from the south. Grits is just what everyone eats.

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NailQueen2 7
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I was born and raised in the south and I don't like grits.

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infernno 23
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At first, I misread it, thought it said girls instead of grits...

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Aryss 0
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My kind of man. On the bright side, if someone ever asks you what you dreamt of, you don't have to lie.

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