Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Top comments
deathpotato 11
Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh
badluckattack238 0
WTF? Move out.
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Comments (197)
dd809 9
Ew
WCARlover 35
That's really messed up...but whats your brothers name? ;) kiddinggg lol
Matias_Says_FML 4
The sad part about this is that you're not actually kidding.
azurewave 6
His name is Noah his profile name is azurewave ;)
LuHGiiiT 11
Fail^
manbearpig7173 0
89 has a small penis
Steven696 6
Lol he looks like a chick
umatiger 5
Noice hair 89. Lmaoo
icic6772 0
Sounds like u were paying pretty close attention
CrazyThyme 10
Uh.. May I ask why you felt the need to post that? Lol.
whiplash308 0
Well at least it wasn't blood sibling. Creepy, but not as much.
McMike10 1
I would gauge my eyes out with a fork
nymphy 0
Don't you mean gouge?
country_chickie 0
Haha
Alexisthebestest 16
I can't believe you actually posted this...
MissRoxiie 12
Why the hell did you post that, O.O ?
Capt_Awesome137 0
Did anyone else get that she burried her head in HIS covers??