Intimacy, Awkward and Parents: Oh, hi!

Oh, hi!

By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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America! F*** yeah!

By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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By disgusteddaughter - 13/06/2011 08:58 - Australia

Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML

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Junk reveal

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 12:00

Today, when I was visiting my dad in the ICU, the nurse was trying to help him sit upright and his dick and balls plopped out of his hospital gown for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By indianaxx - 30/01/2010 17:21 - France

Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

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Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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Will09 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:13

....giggity

esines 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:24

Overreacting? I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see my dads droopy ball sac...

Comments

drkwlf 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:09

Well that's not fun.

smiley_chik17 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:09

OMFG lmfaoo that sucks but wow

some_random_dude 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:13

nudist ftw... op stop overreacting

x3CeCe 0

Monday 10 May 2010 5:04

haha, Why was OP even staring down there

esines 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:24

Overreacting? I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see my dads droopy ball sac...

sentient 10

Friday 24 July 2009 23:13

at least you had some warning

Will09 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:13

....giggity

Young_Sparta 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:27

win

ky_stone22 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:32

#7 ftw

lil_miz_liz09 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:36

giggity giggity

trulyinsane 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:02

all right!

wowfmlife 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:14

Ew, no one needs to see that

heavenandhell 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 14:27

yea i agree. What happends if someone knocks on the door, i mean do you run around getting dressed. This seems like a waste of time.

ChrisWasHere 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:14

Nudism sounds great, huh? Now the whole family can join. Cocks, ****, ******'s hanging' out everywhere. OP: I feel bad for you if your dad is old as ****. His dick is probably old and saggy now.